Portland has alot to offer! Is this being Marketed and how do we help?

Marazul, you have no idea what youre talking about.

I never said anything to the effect of what you are claiming.

Just because a player signs with memphis or portland, does not mean they are a resident of that city.

Im not gonna go down the line and explain each bit of detail to you because you couldnt afford me.

Where the fuck did you get 11%?

 

Seriously though what are they in fact looking for? I have to be honest if I had the pay scale they have its not like I would need more 5* restaurants, most these guys just eat at normal places that are convenient. Inod think weather would be a pretty significant factor. As much as I say I like the rain man I'd rather have 80 and sunshine so I could enjoy being outside.

 

Sorry man, but that is not the reason I won't be hiring you.

Oh and BTW, I know you don't need to be a resident of Portland to owe the Oregon Tax.
Working here does the trick.

 

Youre a do it yourselfer marazul. Trust me, we dont want you. Youre a PITA fee through and through.

PITA stands for pain in the ass in case you were wondering

Yes. Only income from oregon sources. Games played inside the state of oregon.

 

And maybe it is as simple as, where they want to do that. Not many come from here. New Yorkers may not even know where Oregon is.

 

Ah! Sorry, 9.9%. I was thinking of Cal I think. So 9.9 vs 0. Ouch!

 

I know. Just half the games and then the rate of the other states on the other games.
Figging wonderful treatment you get from Oregon too, as a non resident.

Sorry about the pain in ass, it shouldn't be that bad from way down here in Bandon.

 

"Youre a do it yourselfer marazul. Trust me, we dont want you. Youre a PITA fee through and through."

Man! It ain't often you can jack a guy up this far without effort.

 

Its not as simple as that either sir. They could get credits offsetting some of the oregon tax theyd have to pay depending where they claim residency. And its not only 9.9%. The first 125k is 9% if single (chump change to them i guess)

But again. Not gonna lay it out all.

And i knew you were gay! You were in the navy afterall. Must have lots of stories of experimenting to share.

 

Nothing wrong with being gay. He is the one that brought up butt sex. Which i have no problems with. I would just prefer when butt sex is performed on a female personally.

So keep on doing that butt sex marazul! Just not on me. I dont roll that way.

 

I think you need to cool down. I had no intentions of pissing you off. Not even sure what did it, but it was not my wish.

 

Now I don't even know why the hell your talking this shit.

 

Im good man. We were just having a little fun back and forth. You said you hurt my ass. No big deal, it was funny.

 

Response to your PITA.

 

Yeah, quite the jump though. A pain in the ass equates to annoying. Not butt sex. So its a little different. But nonetheless funny. Didnt know you had that side to you. Well done.

 

>>> Not my intent

>>> I don't.

I guess I will have to watch it. You brought the PITA, I used the full phrase, I shouldn't be that much of a pain in the ass to a Portland Tax guy that I haven't hired from way down here in Bandon! Perhaps this is not funny, but damn man, I did not intend to imply what you inferred.
I can only hope for a better day tomorrow.

 

You guys totally killed this discussion congratulations to both of you.