Exclusive PRESIDENT TRUMP'S EXCELLENT PHYSICAL EXAM

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  1. MarAzul

    MarAzul LongShip

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    Heavy man!
     
  2. HomerLovesKoolAid

    HomerLovesKoolAid I have a well-known member.

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    Did they forget to check his brain?
     
  3. Further

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    His ego alone should top him off at 350lbs, but on the other hand all that hot air lowers his weight. Plus virtually no weight in hands, penis or balls.

    Such a complicated bit of math
     
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    barfo triggered obsessive commie pinko boomer maniac Staff Member Global Moderator

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    Big fat zero.

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  5. MarAzul

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    I'd be happy to help if you like?
     
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    dviss1 Emcee Referee

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    Here you go @MARIS61 From a REAL doctor...

    Sanjay Gupta calls out doctor over Trump’s ‘excellent’ health: ‘He has evidence of heart disease and he is borderline obese’

    CNN chief medical correspondent Sanjay Gupta on Tuesday questioned a White House physician for giving President Donald Trump a clean bill of health.

    Navy doctor Ronny Jackson said during a White House press briefing that Trump’s health “is excellent.”

    “To be clear though, he is taking a cholesterol lowering medication, he has evidence of heart disease and he is borderline obese,” Gupta asked him. “Can you characterize that as excellent health?”

    Jackson performed Trump’s first physical as president last Friday at the Walter Reed military hospital and insisted that the president is in good health despite some issues.

    “I would say the dose of his cholesterol medicine is very low… If we [change] the diet and exercise, I just don’t think that he has much room to do anything else,” he remarked.
     
  7. BrianFromWA

    BrianFromWA Editor in Chief Staff Member Editor in Chief

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    I'm in pretty good shape---just scored an "Outstanding" on the Navy's physical fitness assessment, and at 6'1 198 just barely got in under the weight maximum. The navy says 206 is the maximum. If you're over that (and I have been, from time to time) they measure your waist, neck, etc. for a body fat composition.

    But seriously? Fuck a TV doctor/part-time neurosurgeon for armchair quarterbacking another doctor's diagnosis. The same doctor who is an Admiral and was Bush's and Obama's doctor. Was he a "real doctor" back then?

    The dude is 71. Walking around upright is pretty damn good health.
     
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    rasheedfan2005 Well-Known Member

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    Liberals speak things into existence like t.d. jakes and joel osteen.
     
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    Strenuus Well-Known Member

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    I've never wondered (or cared) about his physical health.

    His mental health is the one that really needs to get checked.
     
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    He apparently did take a mental exam. Scored a 30 out of 30. Sounds tough.
     
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    Cippy91 Habitual Line Stepper

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    I’m just gonna use a simple thing called the eye test and trump doesn’t pass that shit. He’s obviously overweight and at least somewhat unhealthy. Obviously healthy enough to do his campaigning a year ago and shit but I don’t believe he’s in “excellent health”
     
  12. stampedehero

    stampedehero Make Your Day, a Doobies Day Staff Member Moderator

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    Liberals are like>>> 70297983.dJAwcb8G.JustPassinThru.jpg
     
  13. BlazerWookee

    BlazerWookee UNTILT THE DAMN PINWHEEL!

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  14. MarAzul

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    Well, consider his track record. His possibility of living to age of 84 is predictable. Your's is more like 77 if you are not over weight.
     
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    barfo triggered obsessive commie pinko boomer maniac Staff Member Global Moderator

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    He has a track record?

    Is he a reincarnation of someone? My guess would be Pol Pot.

    barfo
     
  16. BrianFromWA

    BrianFromWA Editor in Chief Staff Member Editor in Chief

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    Meh, Pol Pot was a totalitarian leftist (Democrat who became a communist--and a French communist at that; like "living on communes sharing everything" communist) who, by all accounts I've seen in pictures, was in pretty good shape. Or maybe gray military uniforms are flattering...
     
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    barfo triggered obsessive commie pinko boomer maniac Staff Member Global Moderator

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    Ok, ok. Hitler it is then. Geez.

    barfo
     
  18. BrianFromWA

    BrianFromWA Editor in Chief Staff Member Editor in Chief

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    If you can't see the difference in historical totalitarian dictator nutjobs, barfo...

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    I failed you. I am deeply sorry. It will not happen again.

    barfo
     
  20. BrianFromWA

    BrianFromWA Editor in Chief Staff Member Editor in Chief

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    (I'd kind of teed it up for you to come back with this...)

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    (but then again, I'm projecting a bit. Are you not an Inglorious Basterds fan?)
     

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