Quick: A new Meyers Leonard

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  1. STOMP

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    A new Meyers Leonard... same ol' J Quick

    seriously, this guy mails in human interest Bball stories with the most serial of Days of Our Lives formulas. I don't know why any Blazer fan who doesn't love their expected plain oatmeal bothers reading this tripe.

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  2. riverman

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    Meyers will have a solid career as a 3rd string big for years to come....we need to generate some buzz around the guy! He played well against Gasol and Cousins at times.....both teams are not great at trades....I have hope! By February I hope he's a solid 10 pt defender who doesn't foul out in his 12 minutes!
     
  3. mook

    mook The 2018-19 season was the best I've seen

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    Meet the new Meyers, same as the old Meyers.

     
  4. Sinobas

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    I watched the 2nd half of the Raptor's game last night..... oh my god.

    I can almost see his internal mental dialog as guards come into the paint. "OMG, a guard is coming in, what do I do, what do I do, let me take a wild swipe at the ball...oh no, he's scoring a layup." Seriously, Meyers didn't even contest it at all, he just stood their doing that little "meyers shuffle" where he flailes his arms and taps his feet from side to side, but he didn't even go up and challenge the fucking shot. Good god he is horrible.

    His only idea for how to redeem himself is to make a lot of jumpers, but he was only 1-6, forcing up bad shots.
     
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  5. mook

    mook The 2018-19 season was the best I've seen

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    Yeah, he can say and think all the right things, but in the end no matter how hard he tries he just doesn't have any instincts for the game of basketball. Every night is the same "Mom's Spaghetti" scene from 8 Mile, over and over. "Progress" for him is having a run of two or three games until he starts choking again.

    If Meyers were a foot shorter does anybody think he would've been any sort of athlete, aside from maybe a body builder?
     
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    Sinobas Banned User BANNED

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    Meyers looks like the brain of some regular person who has never played basketball aside from shooting hoops in the driveway were transplanted into the body of a 7 foot nba player. That's the way he plays.
     
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    To me, it's really the combo of "no instincts" + "fragile psyche". I've never seen this in an NBA player, or any pro. athlete, period.
     
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    Sinobas Banned User BANNED

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    A lot of players have had poor instincts and fragile psyches. It's just that they are usually out of the league before too long.
     
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    Hopefully when the real games counts we will only see him on the side lines.
     
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    I think you, the boards, Mike Rice, and Stotts are on the same page on that one:

    "Meyers Leonard enters the game for the first time" - Clippers announcer in 4th quarter of Blazers-Clipppers preseason game.
     
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    PtldPlatypus Let's go Baby Blazers! Staff Member Global Moderator Moderator

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    This is like a temporary fantasy.
     
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    Nikolokolus There's always next year

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    And nothing of value was lost.
     
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    My bad.
     
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    Sadly, Meyers is to basketball as the Who is to basketball
     
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    I know Meyers has only played in 5 games but.... It was pointed out in this thread that Meyers was showing improvement while playing Center then was moved to PF when Lamarcus left and fell off the planet. He has played 5 games so far (tiny sample for sure) this season and is back to playing C, and he's looking pretty good so far.

    PER 36 this season
    18.3pts, 11reb .632fg .5713pt and a PER of 19.8

    Not saying anything is confirmed at this point but at least it's encouraging.
     
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    BBert Weasels Ripped My Flesh

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    And for the first time ever, he passes the eye test. For two games anyway. Fingers crossed.

    :cheers:
     
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    We can criticize Leonard all we want when he’s playing like shit, he deserves it, but I’ll never understand the people that are so blinded by their hate that they can’t see the value he does bring to our team when he’s playing well.
     
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