Random Thoughts Thread (NSFW)

Discussion in 'Off-Topic' started by M Two One, Jun 10, 2007.

  1. The Dream

    The Dream mama there goes that man!

    I think the knicks still might be paying all of those guys...
     
  2. Bleed Green

    Bleed Green NFLC nflcentral.net Member

    lol nah we aren't. Franchise is heading in a better direction now.
     
  3. Smitty

    Smitty brush em off.

    <div class="quote_poster">THE DREAM Wrote</div><div class="quote_post">it feels horrible, because

    A. it makes you realize that you're getting older
    B. it makes you realize that girls are out there looking for "that"
    C. you have no shot with the girl you're running game on unless

    C1. You're a dog and you just don't care
    C2. She's a dog and she doesn't care
    C3. Her husbands about to kick and she's in need of a new man</div>


    At least you didn't get the "i'm lesbian".


    MAN, I got owned that time. [​IMG]
     
  4. The Dream

    The Dream mama there goes that man!

    I've never gotten that one before....... I usually can detect those.......I might ask to join in in that case.........actually a girl that I really liked (and she liked me) was having thoughts about being a lesbian, and I think she even experimented a little bit.........I could never take her that seriously, because I figured she was still trying to find out who she was, so we ended up just being friends....come to think of it, that girl was perfect for me in many ways, but I could never get past her being confused about that.
     
  5. CLos

    CLos JBB=The Originals

    Maybe she was just curious. You could have had her done some freaking stuff with you, her and a gf of hers. lol
     
  6. Shard

    Shard Hi2u

    Adam Jones (Mariners not Titans) is the biggest pimp in the world.
     
  7. The Dream

    The Dream mama there goes that man!

    and why is this?

    <div class="quote_poster">Quote:</div><div class="quote_post">Maybe she was just curious. You could have had her done some freaking stuff with you, her and a gf of hers. lol</div>

    as much as all men fantasize about that, I wouldn't my girlfriend doing another chick...it makes me feel like I'm not enough for her....plus it's "my" girlfriend.....I'm selfish like that.
     
  8. Voodoo Child

    Voodoo Child Can I Kick It?

    I had a pretty insane night last night. I always overdo it on Fridays because I know I don't have to wake up at any time on Saturday (actually just getting up now).

    It started when my bro threw me some money, and we drove down to pick up a half-o from our ghetto connection. Everything went smoothly in the transaction, so we drove over to this guy's house who lived like around the block and starting rolling blunts and packing bowls. There was only five of us, yet we went through that half-o before midnight. At that point, I thought I better drive home and get some more, but the thing was, I was driving a stick, and I was having troubles working the clutch. Apparently I was bugging out and being a total buzzkill, which I really regret, but I mean, you try and drive a stick shift at midnight in a strange hood totally baked, yano? So we get on the highway, I'm still having trouble seeing, even now that I loaded my eyes with Visine, and what do you know, we came up on a sobriety check point. Traffic at a complete standstill. I looked to my left and my right, and everyone was wasted as ****. They still singled us out though for w/e reason, probably because I seemed so tense. They gave me the breathalizer test though, and I hadn't been drinking, so I was allowed to keep going. My heart's never beaten fast in my life. When I got home, I just wanted to chill, so my bro went back out without me, and I got on JBB and made a few posts under the influence (deleted now, lol). Then when he came back around like 3-4 AM, we did 96 nitrous hits between the two of us. That sent me on a trip like you wouldn't believe, and I just passed out on my floor. I woke up about an hour ago confused as ****.
     
  9. The Dream

    The Dream mama there goes that man!

    <div class="quote_poster">Quote:</div><div class="quote_post">I had a pretty insane night last night. I always overdo it on Fridays because I know I don't have to wake up at any time on Saturday (actually just getting up now).

    It started when my bro threw me some money, and we drove down to pick up a half-o from our ghetto connection. Everything went smoothly in the transaction, so we drove over to this guy's house who lived like around the block and starting rolling blunts and packing bowls. There was only five of us, yet we went through that half-o before midnight. At that point, I thought I better drive home and get some more, but the thing was, I was driving a stick, and I was having troubles working the clutch. Apparently I was bugging out and being a total buzzkill, which I really regret, but I mean, you try and drive a stick shift at midnight in a strange hood totally baked, yano? So we get on the highway, I'm still having trouble seeing, even now that I loaded my eyes with Visine, and what do you know, a sobriety check point. Traffic at a complete standstill. I looked to my left and my right, and everyone was wasted as ****. They still singled us out though for w/e reason, probably because I seemed so tense. They gave me the breathalizer test though, and I hadn't been drinking, so I was allowed to keep going. My heart's never beaten fast in my life. When I got home, I just wanted to chill, so my bro went back out without me, and I got on JBB and made a few posts under the influence (deleted now, lol). Then when he came back around like 3-4 AM, we did 96 nitrous hits between the two of us. That send me on a trip like you wouldn't believe, and I just passed out on my floor. I woke up about an hour ago confused as ****.
    </div>

    [​IMG]

    daaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaayuuuuuuuuuum!!!!
     
  10. Voodoo Child

    Voodoo Child Can I Kick It?

    Lol, I love that movie.

    Man, I just saw my friend's truck going down to Piperton, where we usually throw keggers, so I gave him a call and got bitch buttoned. I think it's cuz of how bugged out I was last night, but it was some INSANE bud. Our man really hooked us up straight this time around. It was orange kush I think. It had that spicey taste to it.

    I just bought a new male slide for my piece, so I was cleaning it, and I accidentally got a wet paper towel stuck inside it. I was using this metal stick I found in the street as sort of like a q-tip. I taped the wet paper towel on the end and would sort of scrub on the inside of my piece, but then the tape came undone and the towel got stuck inside. Now I'm looking for a long ass pair of tweezers or something to get it out without breaking the female slide in the process.

    I left about a dime bag at my friend's house, and I just found out he smoked it all last night. Now I'm dry for the night, unless I can either come up with some money quick or have my bro smoke me out.
     
  11. Karma

    Karma The Will Must Be Stronger Than The Skill

    <div class="quote_poster">Voodoo Child Wrote</div><div class="quote_post">I had a pretty insane night last night. I always overdo it on Fridays because I know I don't have to wake up at any time on Saturday (actually just getting up now).

    It started when my bro threw me some money, and we drove down to pick up a half-o from our ghetto connection. Everything went smoothly in the transaction, so we drove over to this guy's house who lived like around the block and starting rolling blunts and packing bowls. There was only five of us, yet we went through that half-o before midnight. At that point, I thought I better drive home and get some more, but the thing was, I was driving a stick, and I was having troubles working the clutch. Apparently I was bugging out and being a total buzzkill, which I really regret, but I mean, you try and drive a stick shift at midnight in a strange hood totally baked, yano? So we get on the highway, I'm still having trouble seeing, even now that I loaded my eyes with Visine, and what do you know, we came up on a sobriety check point. Traffic at a complete standstill. I looked to my left and my right, and everyone was wasted as ****. They still singled us out though for w/e reason, probably because I seemed so tense. They gave me the breathalizer test though, and I hadn't been drinking, so I was allowed to keep going. My heart's never beaten fast in my life. When I got home, I just wanted to chill, so my bro went back out without me, and I got on JBB and made a few posts under the influence (deleted now, lol). Then when he came back around like 3-4 AM, we did 96 nitrous hits between the two of us. That sent me on a trip like you wouldn't believe, and I just passed out on my floor. I woke up about an hour ago confused as ****.</div>

    lol, that sounds crazy.

    Me and a couple of my friends went to some restaurant/bar yesterday, and we all wanted to get drunk, but none of us actually ended up getting piss drunk and the bill was almost $200. I think we had like 5-6 shots between each of us. Liquid cocaine is probably my favourite shot since that usually has the strongest effect on me. We tried two other shots, one was called Sicily (or something of that extent I think) which the bar girl reccomended (she was pretty sexy) but that didn't really hit as hard as we'd have liked. The worst was this shot we had that resembled powerade (reccomended by another bargirl)...that was probably the worst shot I've ever had. I was almost sober at that point and I wanted to get drunk or atleast feel some sort of buzz, so we had 2 shots of it and neither even brought us to a buzz. What a waste of money.

    The funny thing is, every time I go to that bar, they never even bother checking ID. All of the friends I went with are 19 or over, and I'm the only 18 year old in the group, but I don't really have to worry about ID cause they never bother asking. I remember a while back, one of our other friends who's like 16 went as well, and they didn't bother checking him either. Mind you, he LOOKS like he's 16 and they didn't really say anything.
     
  12. P.A.P.

    P.A.P. JBB Fresh Start

    <div class="quote_poster">Karma Wrote</div><div class="quote_post">
    The funny thing is, every time I go to that bar, they never even bother checking ID. All of the friends I went with are 19 or over, and I'm the only 18 year old in the group, but I don't really have to worry about ID cause they never bother asking. I remember a while back, one of our other friends who's like 16 went as well, and they didn't bother checking him either. Mind you, he LOOKS like he's 16 and they didn't really say anything.</div>

    What's the bar called? Bars owned by West-Indian people don't really check ID's since they like jammin and getting drunk themselves. I remember I went to this pool hall near the airport strip club when I was 15 in Grade 10 (and I looked 15) and I didn't even get ID'd. Good stuff.
     
  13. NTC

    NTC Active Member

    I just crashed at my friends' place last night after work, and she cooked us an awesome dinner, then her, her boyfriend and I watched Judge Dredd, and Terminator 2 [​IMG] I fell asleep halfway through T2 because I was so damn tired, lol (had been up since 6.00am, and it was 1.30am at this stage).

    [​IMG]
     
  14. umair

    umair "Never underestimate the heart of a champion."

    Man, shape is talking so much trash about how Rockets are going to lose to Lakers in the first game of the season. [​IMG] I want to see Rockets smash on the Lakers and kick their ass by 30 points.
     
  15. M Two One

    M Two One Halló Veröld!

    Tornadic Weather in Chicago

    Like this every summer .. MichiganAve17 knows it too. Not fun.

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    This one caught at Loyola University.

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  16. Smitty

    Smitty brush em off.

    Sleeping in is one of the best things in life..I'm ready to take on whatever comes at me lol.


    I'm getting a PSP, been really wanting one for the past couple days.
     
  17. The Dream

    The Dream mama there goes that man!

    last night I slept for damn near 12 hours....I missed Bonds tieing the record.............I was kinda pissed at that, but man do I feel refreshed today
     
  18. The Dream

    The Dream mama there goes that man!

    HOF game tonight!!!...........I know it's just pre-season, but damn I'm glad Football is back......football probably makes me the happiest when it comes back (out of all sports) because the amount of time between seasons

    speaking of the HOF and football, congrats to Bruce Matthews, Thurman Thomas, and Michael Irvin for getting in........Mike cried, Thurman was sweating, etc.....and did anyone see Thurmans daughter?...that girl was fine as hell...........he said she goes to University of Florida...
     
  19. Shapecity

    Shapecity S2/JBB Teamster Staff Member Administrator

    Found this random post on a Youtube video for Kia Shine "Krispy"

    It's hilarious:

    R=retards
    A=attempting
    P=poetry
     
  20. huevonkiller

    huevonkiller Change (Deftones)

    <div class="quote_poster">shapecity Wrote</div><div class="quote_post">Found this random post on a Youtube video for Kia Shine "Krispy"

    It's hilarious:

    R=retards
    A=attempting
    P=poetry</div>

    I saw an emo-ish girl wearing that on her bookbag in 2002.

    I win. [​IMG]
     

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