Random Thoughts Thread (NSFW)

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  1. umair

    umair "Never underestimate the heart of a champion."

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    Very bad use of sarcasm, I suggest you hit the bed now.
     
  2. NTC

    NTC Active Member

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    God damn! Look at this photo of Christina Aguilera I just came across, she has such a great rack.

    [​IMG]
     
  3. umair

    umair "Never underestimate the heart of a champion."

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    NTC, you perv. You look up those kinds of pictures. LOL even Joakiim Noah pictures. J/K.. But man, those bazookas look nice on Aguilera. [​IMG]
     
  4. NTC

    NTC Active Member

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    <div class="quote_poster">Umair Wrote</div><div class="quote_post">NTC, you perv. You look up those kinds of pictures.</div>

    Yeah.

    Why what do you look up? [​IMG]
     
  5. umair

    umair "Never underestimate the heart of a champion."

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    <div class="quote_poster">NTC Wrote</div><div class="quote_post">Yeah.

    Why what do you look up? [​IMG]</div>

    [​IMG] I don't look 'em up, I get it in real life. [​IMG]
    I am totally kidding.
     
  6. Midnight Green

    Midnight Green NFLC nflcentral.net Member

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    <div class="quote_poster">Umair Wrote</div><div class="quote_post">
    I am totally kidding.</div>

    We know...
     
  7. Voodoo Child

    Voodoo Child Can I Kick It?

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    <div class="quote_poster">"Blur":</div><div class="quote_post"><div class="quote_poster">Quoting Umair Wrote</div><div class="quote_post">
    I am totally kidding.</div>

    We know...</div>

    ...
     
  8. NTC

    NTC Active Member

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    <div class="quote_poster">Blur Wrote</div><div class="quote_post">We know...</div>

    [​IMG] lmao, I'm almost in tears after reading that.
     
  9. bbwSwish

    bbwSwish Harder. Better. Faster. Stronger.

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    <div class="quote_poster">Blur Wrote</div><div class="quote_post">We know...</div>

    LMAO
     
  10. umair

    umair "Never underestimate the heart of a champion."

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    <div class="quote_poster">NTC Wrote</div><div class="quote_post">[​IMG]
     
  11. Voodoo Child

    Voodoo Child Can I Kick It?

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    <div class="quote_poster">Umair Wrote</div><div class="quote_post">Did this picture get you excited too? [​IMG]</div>

    Guilty...

    NTC, you know why they have weight classes in MMA, right?
     
  12. umair

    umair "Never underestimate the heart of a champion."

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    GPA's and Ranks

    Well most of you guys are in college by now or even out of college, but I was interested in knowing you guys' GPA's out of 6 and your ranks when you graduated from High School. Also, how many of you guys are in the Top 5% or Top 10%.

    I am going to be a Sopohmore next year, and my GPA during my Freshmen year's first semester was a 4.4 and my rank was 143 out of 1588 kids. I guess thats pretty good since I was in Top 10% but I sure do want to do better.

    So what Ranks and what GPA did you guys graduate with in high school?
     
  13. NTC

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    <div class="quote_poster">Voodoo Child Wrote</div><div class="quote_post">NTC, you know why they have weight classes in MMA, right?</div>

    Yes, for different weight classes, lol. So you dont have a 100lb guy fighting a 250lb guy, but thats a bad example of what you're trying to say, because they're trained fighters, not just some jerk gym junkie looking to cause trouble, like I said it all depends on wether igotask8board can fight or not.

    Umair, nah, I posted that photo for you [​IMG]
     
  14. NTC

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    Am I Right or Wrong?

    Me and some of my "friends" (I use the term loosely) started a Recreational basketball team about a year ago, we've been playing for 3 seasons now. Only 3 of us have some decent basketball experience behind us (myself included) and there is no coaching figure.

    I've recentley come under fire from my team mates for being "too negative", and they want to kick me off the team. Every game we go out on the court, we run stupid plays, play weak/no defense, silly turnovers and moronic shot attempts, so I'm the only one who cares enough to speak up about it, and they all turn on me.

    Last Sunday one of our players turned up with the wrong shorts on, which is a violation of the uniform policy, and is a 5 point deduction from our score, so naturally I was pissed off before the game had even begun (considering if we had of won the game by 4 points, we would end up losing since this guy was too incompetent to bring the right shorts which he had a week to prepare for), so I was fired up from the get go. The first quater was ok, we were pretty close at the end of the first, but after that it all went to ****. So at half time I spoke up: "C'mon guys, we've beaten this team by almost 20 points before, we can ALL play much better than this, we were just doing so down at the park before the game against better opposition than this! We always say 'ok lets do this and that' then agree to it, but we never go out and actually do it!", they started barking back at me as if I was attacking them all, and we eventually went on to lose the game.

    So fast forward to today, I get a phone call from one of my team mates saying that everyone thinks I'm too negative, and that one of the other guys is bringing in some new guys to the team (in other words to replace me). I dont really even care that much that they dont want me on the team so much as the fact he had the nerve to tell me I dont play with any effort! (We played 14 games, I fouled out of 6 of them, with close calls in 3 others, and I'm the only one who ever stays back on Defense and hustles for rebounds) Thats what pisses me off most.

    Anyway, I want your opinions, does that sound like being "too negative" to you? Are my team mates just weak minded pussies who cant bare to hear the truth? Or am I just a negative jerk?

    [​IMG]
     
  15. Shard

    Shard Hi2u

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    I had like a 2.2 GPA holla.
     
  16. Mamba

    Mamba The King is Back Staff Member Global Moderator

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    So tonight was disastrous, I was so out of it.

    1) I got the ugliest chick in California to kiss my cheek, had her grind all over me, and then...to top it off, out of no where she says I need to get laid and grabs my balls and caresses them. Not f'ing cool, f'ing disgusting to say the least.

    2) I had a homosexual hit on me for about 5 minutes. I was a few seconds from starting some hate crap.

    3) I passed on this mighty fine Asian broad, three average white broads, and one more that will be point number 4. I hesitated with the Asian because I was struck by how f'n good she looked. The other three, eh...

    4) This girl walks from across the club, and asks me what time it is. I'm in the middle of texting my boy, so I'm kind of pissed off. So I freakin' give her my phone. She goes....oh, um...ok...thank you. After she started walking away, it then struck me that she wanted to f'ing dance with me. I'm such a moron.

    5) The one girl I had my eyes on was hot as ****, danced with her for awhile, but I just left because I couldn't get the nasty dike away from me. I'm going to have my home girl hook us up for a date though, they're best friends.
     
  17. Shard

    Shard Hi2u

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    VC, you're a prick.
     
  18. NTC

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    <div class="quote_poster">Mamba Wrote</div><div class="quote_post">4) This girl walks from across the club, and asks me what time it is. I'm in the middle of texting my boy, so I'm kind of pissed off. So I freakin' give her my phone. She goes....oh, um...ok...thank you. After she started walking away, it then struck me that she wanted to f'ing dance with me. I'm such a moron.</div>

    lol, what a lame pick up attempt (on her part)

    You should've responded with:

    [​IMG]
     
  19. Shard

    Shard Hi2u

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    You know what I hate? Girls with millions of guy friends.
     
  20. Chutney

    Chutney MON-STRAWRRR!!1!

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    NTC, your avatar is awesome. And you're playing basketball with a bunch of pansies.
     

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