Random Thoughts Thread (NSFW)

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  1. o.iatlhawksfan

    o.iatlhawksfan ROFLMFAO!!!!

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    There's this handicap boy in my class who never stops messing with me LOL! This dude is so funny, but I'm always the center of his jokes. He's very smart, but it seems he has an ADD problem, and speech problem. He's always coming up to me saying 'HEY (MY NAME)" very loud so everyone hears it and laughs. Today this dude had me dying laghing.

    1. Their was this dude who had a cast on his right arm, and he was talking about him masterbating to hard LOL!

    2. Today he kept asking me for tacos LMFAO! "Hey (my name)! Are you selling tacos today???"

    3. Someone asked me if I wanted to join the band, and he came out of no where and said, Yeah (my name) join the band so you can sell tacos!

    4. LOL this part still has me laughing, apparently he was licking the desk or something, and some girl saw him, and said "Eww boy why you licking the desk", LOL he responded very nervously " I I I'm not licking the desk! (My Name) why you licking the desk it don't taste like taco" LMFAO!

    I have a pic of him coming shortly.
     
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    <div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (o.iatlhawksfan @ Jan 22 2008, 04:39 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}></div><div class='quotemain'>There's this handicap boy in my class who never stops messing with me LOL! This dude is so funny, but I'm always the center of his jokes. He's very smart, but it seems he has an ADD problem, and speech problem. He's always coming up to me saying 'HEY (MY NAME)" very loud so everyone hears it and laughs. Today this dude had me dying laghing.

    1. Their was this dude who had a cast on his right arm, and he was talking about him masterbating to hard LOL!

    2. Today he kept asking me for tacos LMFAO! "Hey (my name)! Are you selling tacos today“?"

    3. Someone asked me if I wanted to join the band, and he came out of no where and said, Yeah (my name) join the band so you can sell tacos!

    4. LOL this part still has me laughing, apparently he was licking the desk or something, and some girl saw him, and said "Eww boy why you licking the desk", LOL he responded very nervously " I I I'm not licking the desk! (My Name) why you licking the desk it don't taste like taco" LMFAO!

    I have a pic of him coming shortly.</div>

    Why is your name top secret ?
     
  3. NJNetz

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    Who is this "My Name" you speak of?
     
  4. o.iatlhawksfan

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  5. #1_War_Poet_ForLife

    #1_War_Poet_ForLife The Baker of Cakes

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    <div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (peg182 @ Jan 22 2008, 04:22 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}></div><div class='quotemain'>Talking about the whole Jizzy/opinion/fact thing, age can be debatable - in the sense that, you may or may not have proof of age. I mean look at Yao Ming, Lebron James, Greg Oden - I've seen a few arguements about how old they really are. Someone could say "In my opinion, Greg Oden's 25. That's what I believe, and I'm sticking to it." and that wouldn't mean that it is or isn't a fact - it wouldn't be easy to prove or disprove it either way, since Birth Certificates and things of that nature can be forged or faked.

    About the height thing - well, that's a toughy. For a fan who may never have the chance to actually measure the two without shoes, it's probably all about how you see them, whether it's on TV or in person, and there could be many things that throw you off as to proving who is taller - whether it's different postures (with one or both not standing up straight), or one of them wearing bigger shoes than the other....you could easily say Sean's taller than Boki, or Boki's taller than Sean, just because you're basing it on how it looks when they're close to eachother. And with the NBA "official height", let's face it - many of those heights are off by a bit. For example, it may have Jason Collins listed at 7'0, and Jarron listed at 6'11, yet they're twins - and really the same height. Or I have heard that Garnett is listed as 6'11 when he's really 7'0, just because he didn't wanna play center.

    And about the car thing - depends. what are you using it for? Is it near water? Will the wood be able to hold up? etc, etc.

    And about Jizzy - (correct me if I'm wrong here) - wasn't it that he merely interpreted something Kidd said? How is that interpretation not an opinion? I mean, that's basically what an interpretation is - an opinion on what one thinks of what someone said, or what something means.</div>


    No, he wasn't interpreting, he said Kidd might have actually said it.

    As for the age example, there is one day in all of time where a person is born. That is when he is born. I'm not talking about what it says on birth certificates, passports, and the such.
    There was one day a person is born on, and no one can debate it.
     
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    No joke, I always thought your name was oscar.
     
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    I thought it was Othello.
     
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    that's my middle name!





    nah...
     
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    I need help deciding on a SN:
    The Last King of Ethiopia
    Little Boy Brown

    Which one should I go with? Any other ideas?
     
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    Little boy Brown is shorter.

    Was never a fan, of those huge SN.
     
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    Wow I didn't know this but Dana Jacobson is being disciplined for insulting Catholics or something at a Mike and Mike Roast.

    Seems kind of harsh and I feel bad for her. She even had to make one of those prepared statements.

    Edit- Well I heard some of the things she said and they were somewhat inappropriate. She was also drunk but I wouldn't fire her or anything.
     
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    Chutney MON-STRAWRRR!!1!

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    cpawfan Monsters do exist

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    <div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (huevonkiller @ Jan 23 2008, 01:58 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}></div><div class='quotemain'>Wow I didn't know this but Dana Jacobson is being disciplined for insulting Catholics or something at a Mike and Mike Roast.

    Seems kind of harsh and I feel bad for her. She even had to make one of those prepared statements.

    Edit- Well I heard some of the things she said and they were somewhat inappropriate. She was also drunk but I wouldn't fire her or anything.</div>

    Yeah, I'm in an argument about that on another site.

    She said F Notre Dame, F Touchdown Jesus and F Jesus

    Not something that should be an issue, but everyone has to be hypersensitive.
     
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    <div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (cpawfan @ Jan 23 2008, 02:26 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}></div><div class='quotemain'><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (huevonkiller @ Jan 23 2008, 01:58 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}></div><div class='quotemain'>Wow I didn't know this but Dana Jacobson is being disciplined for insulting Catholics or something at a Mike and Mike Roast.

    Seems kind of harsh and I feel bad for her. She even had to make one of those prepared statements.

    Edit- Well I heard some of the things she said and they were somewhat inappropriate. She was also drunk but I wouldn't fire her or anything.</div>

    Yeah, I'm in an argument about that on another site.

    She said F Notre Dame, F Touchdown Jesus and F Jesus

    Not something that should be an issue, but everyone has to be hypersensitive.
    </div>

    I heard that it's not certain if she said "F Jesus", just "F Touchdown Jesus". Could you clarify?
     
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    <div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (huevonkiller @ Jan 23 2008, 02:27 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}></div><div class='quotemain'><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (cpawfan @ Jan 23 2008, 02:26 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}></div><div class='quotemain'><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (huevonkiller @ Jan 23 2008, 01:58 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}></div><div class='quotemain'>Wow I didn't know this but Dana Jacobson is being disciplined for insulting Catholics or something at a Mike and Mike Roast.

    Seems kind of harsh and I feel bad for her. She even had to make one of those prepared statements.

    Edit- Well I heard some of the things she said and they were somewhat inappropriate. She was also drunk but I wouldn't fire her or anything.</div>

    Yeah, I'm in an argument about that on another site.

    She said F Notre Dame, F Touchdown Jesus and F Jesus

    Not something that should be an issue, but everyone has to be hypersensitive.
    </div>

    I heard that it's not certain if she said "F Jesus", just "F Touchdown Jesus". Could you clarify?
    </div>

    I didn't investigate it because if she didn't say F Jesus, then there would be nothing to argue about (at least from my perspective). All I was given was a link to a biased web site.
     
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    LMFAO!!! "I just had a bowl of chili cheese tonight OMG"!!!


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    <span style="font-size:18pt;line-height:100%">DO NOT WATCH THE ORIGINAL VIDEO THE ABOVE VID REFERENCES, IT IS EXTREMELY DISTURBING FOR YOUNG PEOPLE AND EVEN ALOT OF ADULTS.</span>


    First off, I'm lucky I didn't watch this video.

    Edit- Well still, a reaction vid to this is still giving the orginal vid attention which it doesn't deserve.
     

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