Random Thoughts Thread (NSFW)

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  1. o.iatlhawksfan

    o.iatlhawksfan ROFLMFAO!!!!

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    We don't even have lockers in my ghetto school LOL
     
  2. Master Shake

    Master Shake young phoenix

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    I don't even use my locker. I have some trick carry my shit around.
     
  3. #1_War_Poet_ForLife

    #1_War_Poet_ForLife The Baker of Cakes

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    <div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (Master Shake @ Mar 30 2008, 10:29 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}></div><div class='quotemain'>My face is hand crafted by god.</div>
    When did I make your face?

    All you whores better post in my GT.
     
  4. zєяσ

    zєяσ Truth is beautiful

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    <div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (Master Shake @ Mar 30 2008, 10:29 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}></div><div class='quotemain'><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (L @ Mar 30 2008, 10:21 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}></div><div class='quotemain'><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (Master Shake @ Mar 30 2008, 08:29 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}></div><div class='quotemain'><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (L @ Mar 30 2008, 08:28 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}></div><div class='quotemain'><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (Master Shake @ Mar 30 2008, 08:25 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}></div><div class='quotemain'><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (L @ Mar 30 2008, 08:11 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}></div><div class='quotemain'><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (panthersare#1 @ Mar 30 2008, 07:25 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}></div><div class='quotemain'>Sigmund Freud is just weird. I am reading about him for Psychology 200. He believes that when guys were young that we wanted to have sex with their moms, and we feared our dads would castrate us. And girls desire to have a penis when they are young called "penis envy".</div>
    Who's mom?
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    Your mom.
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    Comment fails since pronoun is "their"
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    Your mom fails since I skeeted in her face.
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    Your face fails even more
    </div>

    My face is hand crafted by god.
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    So?
     
  5. Master Shake

    Master Shake young phoenix

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    <div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (L @ Mar 30 2008, 10:32 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}></div><div class='quotemain'><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (Master Shake @ Mar 30 2008, 10:29 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}></div><div class='quotemain'><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (L @ Mar 30 2008, 10:21 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}></div><div class='quotemain'><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (Master Shake @ Mar 30 2008, 08:29 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}></div><div class='quotemain'><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (L @ Mar 30 2008, 08:28 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}></div><div class='quotemain'><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (Master Shake @ Mar 30 2008, 08:25 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}></div><div class='quotemain'><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (L @ Mar 30 2008, 08:11 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}></div><div class='quotemain'><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (panthersare#1 @ Mar 30 2008, 07:25 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}></div><div class='quotemain'>Sigmund Freud is just weird. I am reading about him for Psychology 200. He believes that when guys were young that we wanted to have sex with their moms, and we feared our dads would castrate us. And girls desire to have a penis when they are young called "penis envy".</div>
    Who's mom?
    </div>

    Your mom.
    </div>
    Comment fails since pronoun is "their"
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    Your mom fails since I skeeted in her face.
    </div>
    Your face fails even more
    </div>

    My face is hand crafted by god.
    </div>
    So?
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    So FEAR me!
     
  6. GMJ

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    <div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (Master Shake @ Mar 30 2008, 09:30 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}></div><div class='quotemain'>I don't even use my locker. I have some trick carry my shit around.</div>

    Just remember to thank your mom when you're done.
     
  7. Master Shake

    Master Shake young phoenix

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    <div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (MyNetsForLife @ Mar 30 2008, 10:31 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}></div><div class='quotemain'><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (Master Shake @ Mar 30 2008, 10:29 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}></div><div class='quotemain'>My face is hand crafted by god.</div>
    When did I make your face?

    All you whores better post in my GT.
    </div>

    You made my face right after you realized that the Jays are better then the NYY.
     
  8. binz

    binz ... Staff Member Global Moderator GFX Team

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    Jabbawockeez ftw!
     
  9. #1_War_Poet_ForLife

    #1_War_Poet_ForLife The Baker of Cakes

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    <div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (Master Shake @ Mar 30 2008, 10:34 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}></div><div class='quotemain'><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (MyNetsForLife @ Mar 30 2008, 10:31 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}></div><div class='quotemain'><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (Master Shake @ Mar 30 2008, 10:29 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}></div><div class='quotemain'>My face is hand crafted by god.</div>
    When did I make your face?

    All you whores better post in my GT.
    </div>

    You made my face right after you realized that the Jays are better then the NYY.
    </div>
    I'm basing it mostly on Halladay being a top 3 pitcher in the AL.
    Mussina will smoke AJ.
     
  10. Master Shake

    Master Shake young phoenix

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    <div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (GMJigga @ Mar 30 2008, 10:33 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}></div><div class='quotemain'><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (Master Shake @ Mar 30 2008, 09:30 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}></div><div class='quotemain'>I don't even use my locker. I have some trick carry my shit around.</div>

    Just remember to thank your mom when you're done.
    </div>
    We have a comedian over here! But my mom doesn't carry around my school stuff. She makes me food and gives me money. Joker's mom carries around my shit.
     
  11. Master Shake

    Master Shake young phoenix

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    <div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (MyNetsForLife @ Mar 30 2008, 10:35 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}></div><div class='quotemain'><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (Master Shake @ Mar 30 2008, 10:34 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}></div><div class='quotemain'><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (MyNetsForLife @ Mar 30 2008, 10:31 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}></div><div class='quotemain'><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (Master Shake @ Mar 30 2008, 10:29 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}></div><div class='quotemain'>My face is hand crafted by god.</div>
    When did I make your face?

    All you whores better post in my GT.
    </div>

    You made my face right after you realized that the Jays are better then the NYY.
    </div>
    I'm basing it mostly on Halladay being a top 3 pitcher in the AL.
    Mussina will smoke AJ.
    </div>

    Please, brother. If AJ can get his hard ball going and keep his pitch count down, he is way better then Mussina. If AJ goes injury free, he is a top 15 AL pitcher who can go at least 6 1/3 innings.
     
  12. panthersare#1

    panthersare#1 The GM

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    I was laughing when i heard the new remix for Sensual Seduction with Lil Kim.
    "Im gonna take my time
    I like to get mine from behind
    So he can take control..ol..oo..ol
    And lick me from head to toe
    So we can get a Sensual seduction-duction
    So I can have a continuous eruption-ruption
    With no interruptions-ruptions
    So he can have a Lil' Kim seduction-duction ooh whoa, ooh whoa!"

    Who would really want to have sex with Lil Kim anywhere? She has every STD on the face of the earth.
     
  13. Master Shake

    Master Shake young phoenix

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    Lol, she had her stomach pumped for to much sperm. Whore FTW!
     
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    NJNetz BBW Banned

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    <div class='quotetop'>QUOTE </div><div class='quotemain'>Joker's mom carries around my shit.</div>

    My mom is dead. Thanks.
     
  15. Master Shake

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    <div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (The Joker @ Mar 30 2008, 10:38 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}></div><div class='quotemain'><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE </div><div class='quotemain'>Joker's mom carries around my shit.</div>

    My mom is dead. Thanks.
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    No she isn't. You can't lie to me. I talk to you on AIM, you tell me about how she has sex for money and why I shouldn't make fun of her. [​IMG]
     
  16. o.iatlhawksfan

    o.iatlhawksfan ROFLMFAO!!!!

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    <div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (panthersare#1 @ Mar 30 2008, 09:37 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}></div><div class='quotemain'>Who would really want to have sex with Lil Kim anywhere? She has every STD on the face of the earth.</div>
    no that's Superhead
     
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    <div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (Master Shake @ Mar 30 2008, 09:38 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}></div><div class='quotemain'>Lol, she had her stomach pumped for to much sperm. Whore FTW!</div>

    Did you steal that from Fight Club or something?
     
  18. Master Shake

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    <div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (GMJigga @ Mar 30 2008, 10:42 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}></div><div class='quotemain'><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (Master Shake @ Mar 30 2008, 09:38 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}></div><div class='quotemain'>Lol, she had her stomach pumped for to much sperm. Whore FTW!</div>

    Did you steal that from Fight Club or something?
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    I'm pretty sure I read that some where. That Kim had her stomch pumped.
     
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    I'm picturing a scene from a movie where the guy walks in to some Sexaholic Anonymous meeting and profiles one of the girls who walks in with some inner-monologue, and says that.
     
  20. panthersare#1

    panthersare#1 The GM

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    I got cockblocked a couple weekends ago. I was at the school girl party, and this girl I have been talkin to for a couple weeks was asking about me 2 my friends, and later she was grindin on me and was drunk as hell. And I offered her and her two friends a ride back and my one friend who is a brother at the frat and got me in. Well he took forever to get to us cuz he was wasted (her friends were getting mad), then another one of my friends wanted a ride but I said I couldnt fit any more in my G35 coupe (four seater max) and he flipped shit (he was havin problems with his girl who he dated for 3 days). So her friends found another ride and took her with them.

    I was planning to drop her friends off first cuz they were closer, and then take the girl that liked me back to her dorm and see what happens [​IMG], but that didnt happen cuz of my ****ing cock blocking friend.
     

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