<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (Brian @ Jun 25 2008, 11:39 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}></div><div class='quotemain'>Smitty don't forget our mission to make the Eagles forum active</div> Of course. And maybe if we feel brave, we can get the Sixers forum active.
I think that Toronto has this dark cloud over it and it won't go away. Every time I go play ball, I'm afraid it's going to rain. But then I slam on someone and I'm happy.
Why do farts have to be such a social taboo? /embarassed that I didn't know someone was in my cubicle as I tried to seep one out
<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (Chutney @ Jun 27 2008, 02:15 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}></div><div class='quotemain'>Why do farts have to be such a social taboo? /embarassed that I didn't know someone was in my cubicle as I tried to seep one out</div> Lol man, it's a taboo? Don't worry about it.
<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (Chutney @ Jun 27 2008, 03:15 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}></div><div class='quotemain'>Why do farts have to be such a social taboo? /embarassed that I didn't know someone was in my cubicle as I tried to seep one out</div> That's a good question. I think the worst part is if you make one that has a big sound but no smell. Then you'll get frowns and dissappointed looks, but there was no smell. SBDs in a crowd are the opposite, no one knows who did it, but there is a terrible smell. I can't find it on the Net, but there was a funny SNL clip where Will Ferrell had invented a butt trumpet, or something that would use the fart to make it sound like a sports phrase or a comment about the weather.
So, I get an IM from some random girl who claims I owe her a neck rub. I don't even know the screen name, or the girl, and I'm extremely creeped out.
<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (pegs @ Jun 27 2008, 08:39 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}></div><div class='quotemain'>So, I get an IM from some random girl who claims I owe her a neck rub. I don't even know the screen name, or the girl, and I'm extremely creeped out. </div> I got the same one from a "kweli"-something a couple days ago. Yeah, it really made me feel uncomfortable
Holy titty fucking christ! It's P.A.P! Bro, go post in the Heat and Raptors forum! Stay active homie!
<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (Master Shake @ Jun 27 2008, 11:19 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}></div><div class='quotemain'>Holy titty ****ing christ! It's P.A.P! Bro, go post in the Heat and Raptors forum! Stay active homie!</div> Lol, Heat forum? We have one of those? :[ <div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (GMJigga @ Jun 27 2008, 09:52 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}></div><div class='quotemain'><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (pegs @ Jun 27 2008, 08:39 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}></div><div class='quotemain'>So, I get an IM from some random girl who claims I owe her a neck rub. I don't even know the screen name, or the girl, and I'm extremely creeped out. </div> I got the same one from a "kweli"-something a couple days ago. Yeah, it really made me feel uncomfortable </div> Isn't that one of those webcam girls trying to take your money? Like those fake myspace friend request things, right?
Some girl from singlesnet. I've never gone to that site in my life, and my friends weren't playing any jokes either. She said she was talking to someone through email, and she sent pictures and he sent them back and everything. I guess she got the wrong screen name. I don't get those dating sites, I don't think I'd ever use them.
<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (Master Shake @ Jun 28 2008, 01:22 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}></div><div class='quotemain'>You know what I told you to say...say it!</div> I don't wanna knock out a baby deer, though
Listening to some old Cam'ron and he really got at Nas: "Take your daughter, R. Kelly, have my way with her face!"
<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (pegs @ Jun 28 2008, 12:20 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}></div><div class='quotemain'>Some girl from singlesnet. I've never gone to that site in my life, and my friends weren't playing any jokes either. She said she was talking to someone through email, and she sent pictures and he sent them back and everything. I guess she got the wrong screen name. I don't get those dating sites, I don't think I'd ever use them.</div> You're like one of those guys who falls for the "YOU JUST WON A MILLION DOLLARS!" e-mails. Anyway, crazy night. I've gotta take it sort of easy again this week though, because I'm leaving for Rothbury in three days, and that'll be a week of nonstop drinking and smoking with no sleep probably. I'm home now though, so while I'm on the computer, what can a few more shots hurt? *takes a shot* And btw, what's good PAP? <div class='quotetop'>QUOTE </div><div class='quotemain'>Listening to some old Cam'ron and he really got at Nas</div> Why're you listening to Cam'ron?
<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (Voodoo Child @ Jun 28 2008, 01:37 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}></div><div class='quotemain'><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE </div><div class='quotemain'>Listening to some old Cam'ron and he really got at Nas</div> Why're you listening to Cam'ron? </div> cause he waz actually good back then, it's a shame how much he's fallen off.
you know what i hate? when you fart and think you shit your pants, so you go to change your underwear and realize you didn't shit your pants, but they are just all wet and you gotta change them anyway. i mean at that point you might as well had just gone all the way and shit your pants. it's kinda disappointing.
*the dream takes drunken bow*............................it might have been a good idea to stay home and lock myself in a room in listen to hip hop last night..............I almost got into 2 fights.................one was when I wasn't even drunk yet...................I was doin happy hour at a restaurant, and I was cursing loud and this old bitch.....oops my bad I mean old lady passed me, and all a cat did was apologize for cursing in her presence...........her grandson or whoever the **** was with her proceeded to give me that old dog "wut u say bout my mama" look from menace II society........................the other one was completely my fault and is why I'm considering not going out and being publicly intoxicated anymore...................we were in some club and a chick passed me so I decided to slap her on the ass (i hope it wasn't anyone chick on this board)..................little did I know her husband was watching.............I tried to apologize at first, but he was really steamed so I ended up sayin something to piss him off (probably along the lines of "suck my dick" or "that bitch was shakin it in front of me"...I really shouldn't say the word bitch...).....I had a bottle in my hand so I was ready......but I was deep so shit wasn't bout to happen.............unless he had a gun.............then I wouldn't be here typin this shit right now (u got to be more smarter dream)..................the night ended at dennys.........and I really don't know why............maybe cause my designated driver was drunk also........at least it didn't hit him til we sat down in dennys........all I remember from that scene is laying down in the booth and spittin up on the floor, and the entire night there was a crack whore sittin next to us smilin and drinkin coffee....shit almost seemed surreal, like she was my guardian angel or some shit, that mother****er was just smirkin her ass off, like "i got ya back dream, don't worry you good tonight homie...." ...........I was drunk but I made sure to keep my hands on my wallet, cause chances are that wasn't my angel.......I ended pukin a lot of it off in the bathroom, and we were lucky not to get arrested, because there was that "late night dennys cop" that was watchin us the entire night.....................one of my homies homies came by and drove us to my mans house, and for that he's now my homie.............I'm sorry to ramble on, but I'm still a lil wasted cause I haven't eaten anything in bout 24 hours, keep readin pleeeeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaase!!!!......so I got to my mans house and I realized I had to work this mornin (should've gotten the day off......u got to be more smarter dream), and my phone was dead so I needed to charge it for my alarm...........I was struglin to find a usb cord to give it some juice, but I didn't even know where any of the lights were and it was dark, so I figured "i know where the lights are in my crib!!!"...........so I drove home....the entire time I was prayin not to get pulled over, cause shit wouldn't have been good.......luckily I got home....but it was hot when I stepped through my door.........like like some inferno shit, so I just took off my pants......this is too much info right here so I'll just stop............ooooooooooooooooh one more thing i hate it when ya homie brings "his chick" and she tryna hit on other dudes IN THE CIRCLE the entire night..........she must have not read the memo of bros before..........................................ye ah but I love all u guys very much and right now I'm at work with that shirt that u don't have to iron and some walmart flip flops...............HAPPY B-DAY TO DREAM!!!!!!!!!!!!..............
<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (Voodoo Child @ Jun 28 2008, 02:37 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}></div><div class='quotemain'><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (pegs @ Jun 28 2008, 12:20 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}></div><div class='quotemain'>Some girl from singlesnet. I've never gone to that site in my life, and my friends weren't playing any jokes either. She said she was talking to someone through email, and she sent pictures and he sent them back and everything. I guess she got the wrong screen name. I don't get those dating sites, I don't think I'd ever use them.</div> You're like one of those guys who falls for the "YOU JUST WON A MILLION DOLLARS!" e-mails. </div> Actually, no lie, I have a friend who always does those "You won a free iPod/XBox/PS3" sorta things.
