Random Thoughts Thread (NSFW)

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  1. Master Shake

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    Agreed. Also, if I'm fresh to death, the bitch better be too.
     
  2. #1_War_Poet_ForLife

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    New pic of umair in need
     
  3. Vintage

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    I'm drunk again....


    Anyway, first.... be confident. Some girls will go for the shy guy. But most want someone who is confident. That's probably the most important thing.

    Secondly.... be funny. Girls like guys who can make them laugh, have a good time, etc.

    Don't be too obvious. Make the initial contact.... then back off a little. Make her come to you. It works better. And it also signals to you that she's interested. And when you're drinking... this is a great thing. Lot less confusion....

    Lastly....

    Don't get blackout drunk. Leads to memory loss. And you don't know exactly what happened. I should amend this to #1.
     
  4. huevonkiller

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    10,000 posts, respect this freshness instead. :[

    Might be time to alter the sig/avy, you know what I mean GMJ. :O
     
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    Great advice as well, how did the 9 out of 10 girl turn out?
     
  6. Vintage

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    And forever who asked "should I shave my pubes paaaaaaaaaaaaages back?"

    Think of what you expect from girls. Conduct yourself accordingly.
     
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  8. Vintage

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    There's a rule somwhere, I am sure... about waiting a couple of days before you call 'em.

    I'm waiting until Wednesday aka bar night.
     
  9. Денг Гордон

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    I disagree with everyone except Vintage in this thread.

    And don't complain about her friends. You should be charming her friends. Have to win over her friends to win over her, otherwise they will for lack of a better word, cockblock you. And if things don't work out between you and her, you might have the opportunity to get with one of your friends. The more options the better. It's a numbers game, eventually the numbers will be stacked up so much in your favor that something has to work out.
     
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    I told a girl i liked her. 27 days later i got an answer. It never takes that long to answer someone. People hate her now for that though.
     
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    what if the girl knows you like her because of some big mouths at your school?
     
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    Hit on her best friend to confuse her.
     
  13. Vintage

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    Great advice is this : don't forget her name.

    Makes it infinitely harder. I just thank God I must have done something right that night to overcome the constant calling her by the wrong name. Wish I knew what I was saying... that would be useful.
     
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    Her best friend is ugly.
     
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    umair "Never underestimate the heart of a champion."

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    Nah, I don't talk to her friends and she doesn't know my friends. I think first step is to be confident and just say what I feel and straight from the heart!
     
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    Seems like a bit much, 24 hours is how I usually do it. :O

    Congrats if you complete it though. :P
     
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    It was Sunday morning, last I saw her.

    The past 24 hours have been trying to reconstruct what I did last night. And more importantly, what I said. In my phone book on my phone, I entered her name with a bunch of letters such as "ashdgsd"... because I forgot her name. Fortunately, I ran into a friend and his girlfriend, and they pieced the nite back together for me somewhat. And then other people helped...

    Tonite was bar trivia with my friends. TBH, I just forgot to call her. Tomorrow nite, I doubt I go out. so I'll probably just wait until Wednesday.
     
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    It goes a lot smoother if you can at least entertain her friends.

    Works even better if they like you.
     
  19. Денг Гордон

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    So what. That doesn't matter.
     
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    Re: Random Thought Thread (NSFW)

    Yay, we get Barack Obama on Thursday. He's going to do a massive rally outside. He's going to have to wear a coat because it's freaking freezing out here so far this week. It's going to be sweet.
     

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