Few categories: Don Rickles Award (best troll) Che Guevara Award (This goes to people who spend most of their time in the Open Sewer, I mean OT Forum) Ray Allen Award (goes to person whose replies are most on point) Peter Brand Award (goes to person who posts the most sheer amounts of useless data) Groucho Marx Award (goes to poster with the best one liners) Mr. Special Award (person who gets upset the easiest) That's just a rough brainstorm.
The "I think Fredrick Douglass is doing good things" believer award The "I pretend to know HCP's wife because I've never talked to an actual female" award The " They can't guard us" award The "I made jlprk's top quotes most often" award and just give Gramps and Darkweb lifetime achievement awards The " longest page count argument" award The " you locker room dudes aren't chasing me out of the forum" award
MUP (Most Underrated Poster), MOP (Most Overrated Poster), MIP (Most Improved Poster), MVP (Most Valuable Poster)
Poster You're Not Fully Sure You Like Because They Have Some Solid Posts Once In A While But They Also Seem Like They Might Be Kindof A Jerk Though You're Not Entirely Sure About That Because Tone Can Be Ambiguous
The Built To Hate Award - Single most hate ridden post against Meyers Leonard. Best New Zealand based Blazers Fan or Best International Poster Biggest single blazers player collector Biggest Drunkard (with proof....) who is also diehard for the 'Zers Best single optimistic post in the scenario of impending doom results