OT Rockets Interviewing Kenny Smith for headcoach???

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  1. Stevenson

    Stevenson Old School

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    Kenny easily has the best basketball mind on that show. Very sharp, articulate guy. I totally get why they would want him.

    And by the way, not only was Kerr an analyst before he was a head coach, so was Pat Riley. And the Warriors GM was an agent before he got the job. You guys crack me up with your holier-than-thou, "he's a joke" take.
     
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  2. Natebishop3

    Natebishop3 Don't tread on me!

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    That's a mighty low bar you've set there. Have you ever listened to Shaq and Chuck talk?
     
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    Sedatedfork Rip City Rhapsody

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    Maybe HCP should apply. I'm thinking he would have a shot.
     
  4. Spud147

    Spud147 Mercy Mercy

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    I heard the lunch interview didn't go very well because he was yelling, "FEED THE BIG MAN" and they just kept bringing food not realizing he was describing his offense.
     
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    oldmangrouch persona non grata

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    Sorry, but some of us deal with stress through humor.
     
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    Strenuus Global Moderator Staff Member Global Moderator

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    Kerr was widely regarded (especially on this forum) as the best analyst on ANY network. He didn't do schticks, he didn't do gimmicks. He just dropped knowledge.

    I wouldn't be surprised if he dropped the mic after every game he did.
     
  7. BBert

    BBert Weasels Ripped My Flesh

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    This is true.

    I am not seeking the Houston Rocket head coaching position.

    If asked, I will not under any circumstances live or work in that hell hole.
     
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    Kerr took the best team in the West, traded Marion for Shaq and watched them tumbl down the standings and lose in the first round.
     
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    Jon mr. 300

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    That would be great. I cant stand ever listening to him.
     
  10. barfo

    barfo triggered obsessive commie pinko boomer maniac Staff Member Global Moderator

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    How does "The Brownsville Rockets" sound to you?

    barfo
     
  11. theprunetang

    theprunetang Shaedon "Deadly Nightshade" Sharpe is HIM

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    Quite frankly, that sounds like my last trip to Mexico.
     
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    PDXFonz I’m listening

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    Kenny smith could be a good coach in the right situation. I hope he doesn't take the job though, for two reasons. 1. Rockets suck and they will fire him after the season even though their being shitty is not his fault. 2. I like hearing him on inside, and without him that show would be the Chuck and Shaq goon hour.
     
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    theprunetang Shaedon "Deadly Nightshade" Sharpe is HIM

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    Morey also interviewed Brian Wilson of the Beach Boys after hearing the lyrics "inside, outside USA " from the song Surfin' USA. He thought that idea might line up with his offensive philosophy. After finding out that Wilson stayed to himself and often didn't travel with the rest of the Beach Boys, Morey concluded that James Harden already fills that role with the squad and the two would probably butt heads at some point.
     
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    F'n inspired! :clap:
     
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    I can see Kenny being a coach in the right situation. But that isn't the right situation. The Rockets are literally this....

     
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    dviss1 Emcee Referee

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    Kerr was a horrible analyst IMHO. And I fucking hate him on my 2K.
     
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    dviss1 Emcee Referee

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    Wow really?

    I can't stand Steve Kerr. And, even though he's Republican, he's not anywhere near Greg Anthony.
     
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    Shaquille and chuck
     
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    dviss1 Emcee Referee

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    I'd love to have Shaq as an assistant. I think he'd be a great big man coach.
     
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    BBert Weasels Ripped My Flesh

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    Hot and dirty.

    Hmm...that sounds pretty good.
     

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