SALTY SUNDAY

[3RA1N1AC]

I'M STILL SALTY YOU WEREN'T FUCKING HERE LAST SUNDAY.

THIS IS FAIR BUT I TRUST YOU ALL TO CARRY ON IN MY ABSENCE I WAS HAPPY TO SEE THAT

 

[3RA1N1AC]

I'M THANKFUL I DON'T KNOW WHAT BLIPPY IS.

KEEP IT THAT WAY

 

[TorturedBlazerFan]

I'M THANKFUL I DON'T KNOW WHAT BLIPPY IS.

IM SALTY YOU DONT KNOW SO YOU CANT BE SALTY ABOUT IT

 

[3RA1N1AC]

WE ARE ON TO PAW PATROL NOW IT IS ALSO THE WORST

 

[3RA1N1AC]

THE WIFI AT THIS VENUE SUCKS ITS LIKE HELLO IM TRYING TO POST ABOUT BEING SALTY SO THAT OTHER BLAZER FANS CAN REALIZE THAT WE ARE ALL IN THIS TORTUROUS EXISTENCE TOGETHER UNTIL WE DIE

 

[riverman]

THE WIFI AT THIS VENUE SUCKS ITS LIKE HELLO IM TRYING TO POST ABOUT BEING SALTY SO THAT OTHER BLAZER FANS CAN REALIZE THAT WE ARE ALL IN THIS TORTUROUS EXISTENCE TOGETHER UNTIL WE DIE

IT'S A GREAT REASON TO BECOME A HERMIT IN THE WOODS AND JUST LIVE UNTIL YOU DIE....SAVES WATCHING OTHERS DEAL WITH IT!

 

[Hoopguru]

THE DUCKS ARE GOING TO BEAT THE TIGERS AND KILL THE FUSKIES!

 

[Mediocre Man]

MY MOM LIVES WITH US. WE TAKE CARE OF HER BECAUSE SHE IS OLD AND HAS HAD SEVERAL STROKES. SHE HAS RECENTLY STARTED TO HAVE DIARRHEA AND THERE IS CONSTANT CLEANING THE BED, BATH AND BEYOND....IF YOU CATCH MY DRIFT.

I'M OVER IT

 

[Propagandist]

IM LEAVING ON A TRIP BUT CAME BACK INSIDE TO COMPLAIN ABOUT KIDS MISPLACING BOARDGAME PIECES WTF

 

[3RA1N1AC]

IM LEAVING ON A TRIP BUT CAME BACK INSIDE TO COMPLAIN ABOUT KIDS MISPLACING BOARDGAME PIECES WTF

BOARD GAMES ARE SINGLE USE PLAY THEM ONCE AND THEN THROW THEM IN THE GARBAGE

 

[3RA1N1AC]

MY MOM LIVES WITH US. WE TAKE CARE OF HER BECAUSE SHE IS OLD AND HAS HAD SEVERAL STROKES. SHE HAS RECENTLY STARTED TO HAVE DIARRHEA AND THERE IS CONSTANT CLEANING THE BED, BATH AND BEYOND....IF YOU CATCH MY DRIFT.

I'M OVER IT

THAT SOUNDS GROSS

 

[hoopsjock]

IM LEAVING ON A TRIP BUT CAME BACK INSIDE TO COMPLAIN ABOUT KIDS MISPLACING BOARDGAME PIECES WTF

HOW MANY TRIPS DO YOU GO ON???

 

[Strenuus]

I JUST SLEPT UNTIL 1 PM AND REALLY IM NOT SALTY ABOUT IT I AM ACTUALLY QUITE HAPPY ABOUT IT BUT NOW I HAVE TO GO TO WORK BUT ITS MY FRIDAY SO ITS GOOD TO NOT BE SALTY CAUSE I DONT WANT MY HANDS TO GROW JUST MY PEEPEE

 

[Propagandist]

HOW MANY TRIPS DO YOU GO ON???

RIGHT?!? NOW I'M BROKE AND SALTY AF

 

[3RA1N1AC]

WHEN I WAS MAKING THE POLL IN THIS THREAD I PRESSED SOME BUTTON COMBINATION ON ACCIDENT AND IT POSTED IT IMMEDIATELY BEFORE I COULD MAKE THE POLL PUBLIC AND I DONT KNOW HOW TO CHANGE IT WHAT THE FUCK

 

[3RA1N1AC]

I TOOK MY DAUGHTER OUT TO EAT AT A BUFFET AND AFTER WE GET IN SHE SAYS IM NOT REALLY THAT HUNGRY CAN I JUST HAVE ICE CREAM AND IM LIKE THE ICE CREAM HERE FUCKING SUCKS IF YOU JUST WANTED ICE CREAM WE COULD HAVE WENT TO JORDANS AND FOR THE 13 DOLLARS THIS BUFFET COST YOU COULD HAVE GOT THE BUCKET WHICH IS A BUCKET FULL OF ICE CREAM AND THAT WOULD HAVE BEEN A MUCH BETTER IDEA

 

[oldfisherman]

WHY ARE DOGS REQUIRED TO BE ON A LEASH AND CATS ARE ALLOWED TO ROAM FREE? IT SHOULD BE THE OTHER WAY AROUND.

IVE NEVER HAD A DOG WALK ON MY TRUCK HOOD JUST AFTER WASHING IT

IVE NEVER HAD A DOG SHIT IN MY BOAT AND USE THE SEATS AS A SCTRATCH POST

BUT CATS HAVE DONE ALL THAT DAMAGE AND MORE

FUCK CATS
THE CAT OWNERS THAT LET THEIR CATS ROAM FREE SHOULD BE KEPT ON A LEASH

 

[riverman]

MY MOM LIVES WITH US. WE TAKE CARE OF HER BECAUSE SHE IS OLD AND HAS HAD SEVERAL STROKES. SHE HAS RECENTLY STARTED TO HAVE DIARRHEA AND THERE IS CONSTANT CLEANING THE BED, BATH AND BEYOND....IF YOU CATCH MY DRIFT.

I'M OVER IT

DEPENDS!!!! MY FATHER IN LAW RESISTED THEM WHEN HE LIVED WITH US YEARS AGO....GET HER A PACKAGE!

 

[e_blazer]

BOARD GAMES ARE SINGLE USE PLAY THEM ONCE AND THEN THROW THEM IN THE GARBAGE

IF THEY WOULD MAKE THE FRICKIN’ BOARD GAMES ON ACTUAL BOARDS YOU COULD USE THEM MORE THAN ONCE. MORONS!

 

[Shaboid]

THE AC IN MY CAR STOPPED WORKING

FUCK THE HEAT I NEARLY DIE EVERY TIME I HAVE TO DRIVE IT

 

[Hoopguru]

WHY ARE DOGS REQUIRED TO BE ON A LEASH AND CATS ARE ALLOWED TO ROAM FREE? IT SHOULD BE THE OTHER WAY AROUND.

IVE NEVER HAD A DOG WALK ON MY TRUCK HOOD JUST AFTER WASHING IT

IVE NEVER HAD A DOG SHIT IN MY BOAT AND USE THE SEATS AS A SCTRATCH POST

BUT CATS HAVE DONE ALL THAT DAMAGE AND MORE

FUCK CATS
THE CAT OWNERS THAT LET THEIR CATS ROAM FREE SHOULD BE KEPT ON A LEASH

AMEN BROTHER....PUT THEM PUSSIES ON A LEASH!

 

[3RA1N1AC]

THE AC IN MY CAR STOPPED WORKING

FUCK THE HEAT I NEARLY DIE EVERY TIME I HAVE TO DRIVE IT

YOU SHOULD GET ONE OF THOSE RECHARGE CAN THINGS THEY COST LIKE 50 DOLLARS BUT GET ONE WITH A GAUGE SO YOU DONT RUIN YOUR SHIT BRO

 

[3RA1N1AC]

I NEED TO FIGURE OUT A COSTUME FOR THIS 80S PARTY BUT I HAVE A STUPID BEARD IS THERE ANY 80S PEOPLE WITH STUPID BEARDS I DONT KNOW

 

[Shaboid]

YOU SHOULD GET ONE OF THOSE RECHARGE CAN THINGS THEY COST LIKE 50 DOLLARS BUT GET ONE WITH A GAUGE SO YOU DONT RUIN YOUR SHIT BRO

TRIED THAT AND I THINK I MADE IT WORSE

PROBABLY GOING TO JUST BUY A NEW CAR AND GIVE THE POS TO MY LITTLE BROTHER

 

[3RA1N1AC]

TRIED THAT AND I THINK I MADE IT WORSE

PROBABLY GOING TO JUST BUY A NEW CAR AND GIVE THE POS TO MY LITTLE BROTHER

YOU MIGHT HAVE BLEW YOUR AC LINE BY OVER PRESSURIZING IT OR MAYBE YOUR WHOLE COMPRESSOR RIP

 

[riverman]

I TOOK MY DAUGHTER OUT TO EAT AT A BUFFET AND AFTER WE GET IN SHE SAYS IM NOT REALLY THAT HUNGRY CAN I JUST HAVE ICE CREAM AND IM LIKE THE ICE CREAM HERE FUCKING SUCKS IF YOU JUST WANTED ICE CREAM WE COULD HAVE WENT TO JORDANS AND FOR THE 13 DOLLARS THIS BUFFET COST YOU COULD HAVE GOT THE BUCKET WHICH IS A BUCKET FULL OF ICE CREAM AND THAT WOULD HAVE BEEN A MUCH BETTER IDEA

YOU FELL FOR THE ICE CREAM PLOY!!!!!!

 

[Shaboid]

I WISH THEY WOULD RELEASE THE FULL SCHEDULE FOR THE SEASON I WANT TO BUY SOME FUCKING TICKETS

 

[VanillaGorilla]

I GOTTA BE HONEST READING THIS THREAD STRESSES ME THE FUCK OUT BUT AS I TYPE THIS I REALIZE THAT ACTUALLY POSTING IN IT HELPS ALLEVIATE THAT STRESS SO I GUESS THIS THREAD IS OKAY BY ME NOW WOW WHAT A ROLLERCOASTER OF EMOTIONS

 

[TorturedBlazerFan]

I GOTTA BE HONEST READING THIS THREAD STRESSES ME THE FUCK OUT BUT AS I TYPE THIS I REALIZE THAT ACTUALLY POSTING IN IT HELPS ALLEVIATE THAT STRESS SO I GUESS THIS THREAD IS OKAY BY ME NOW WOW WHAT A ROLLERCOASTER OF EMOTIONS

THIS THREAD IS LITERALLY THE BEST JUST SCREAM IT OUT YOULL FEEL BETTER OR AT LEAST A TINY BIT MORE SODIUM DEFICIENT

 

[SlyPokerDog]

I NEED TO FIGURE OUT A COSTUME FOR THIS 80S PARTY BUT I HAVE A STUPID BEARD IS THERE ANY 80S PEOPLE WITH STUPID BEARDS I DONT KNOW