I JUST READ THAT AS A PUNISHMENT THE ROMANS WOULD DIP PEOPLES FEET IN A SALTY SUNDAY SOLUTION AND HAVE GOATS LICK THEM CLEAN AS TICKLE TORTURE IF ANYONE EVER DID THAT TO ME I WOULD SPEND THE REST OF MY LIFE TRYING TO FIGURE OUT A UNIQUE AND CREATIVE WAY TO GET THEM BACK LIKE THE HONEY AND FIRE ANT THING OR SOMETHING WITH PIRANHAS OR SOMETHING WHERE THEY ARE BURIED UP TO THEIR NECK LIKE IN THE MOVIES OR MAYBE ID JUST PULL THEIR EYES OPEN LIKE IN CLOCKWORK ORANGE AND HAVE THEM WATCH THE 4TH QUARTER OF THE DUCKS GAME ON REPEAT