SALTY SUNDAY

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WOULD YOU RATHER FIGHT

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  1. 3RA1N1AC

    3RA1N1AC 00110110 00111001

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    I HAD A DUDE WORK FOR ME WHOS NAME IS DICK N BUTT I KID YOU NOT POOR BASTARD HE WAS A SHORT EMO KID AND HE PLAYED BASS
     
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    Shaboid Well-Known Member

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    SHE EATS CHICKEN SO IM MAKING INDIAN BUT I AM MAKING HER PICK UP SAUCE ON THE WAY SO I AM A LITTLE LESS SALTY
     
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    Shaboid Well-Known Member

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    IM NOT TRYING TO GET MURDERED IN MY SLEEP
     
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    Shaboid Well-Known Member

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    IF WE ARE SHELTERED UP AND I DONT GET A BLOWY DURING THE HURRICANE I WILL BE EXTRA SALTY
     
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  5. 3RA1N1AC

    3RA1N1AC 00110110 00111001

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    HURRICANES DONT JUST BLOW THEY ARE ALSO VERY VERY WET
     
  6. PtldPlatypus

    PtldPlatypus Let's go Baby Blazers! Staff Member Global Moderator Moderator

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    IM KIND OF IMPRESSED BY MY SON RIGHT NOW WHO IS TAKING GALLON SIZED ZIPLOC BAGS AND USING A FOODSAVER APPLIANCE TO MELT THEM DOWN TO THE SIZE HE NEEDS TO FIT IN HIS THREE-RING BINDER AFTER HE REINFORCES ONE SIDE WITH PACKING TAPE AND THEN HOLE PUNCHES IT ALL SO HE CAN HAVE SEALED POCKETS TO HOLD THE COMPOSITION BOOKS HIS SCHOOL FORCES HIM TO USE IN EACH CLASS

    ITS SOME MACGYVER TYPE STUFF AND ITS PRETTY COOL
     
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    Shaboid Well-Known Member

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    THIS IS MORE SWEET THAN SALTY
     
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    PtldPlatypus Let's go Baby Blazers! Staff Member Global Moderator Moderator

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    QUIT COMPLAINING ABOUT MY SALTY SUNDAY POSTS ILL PUT WHATEVER THE HECK I WANT IN THIS THREAD WHETHER YOU LIKE IT OR NOT

    IM ALSO ANNOYED BY THE FACT THAT HES WORKING ON THIS PROJECT INSTEAD OF CLEANING HIS ROOM OR MOWING THE LAWN

    THERE YOU HAPPY YOU FRIGGIN WHINER
     
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    Shaboid Well-Known Member

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    NO IM NOT HAPPY IM SALTY
     
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    SOME ONE NEEDS A NAP
     
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    PtldPlatypus Let's go Baby Blazers! Staff Member Global Moderator Moderator

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    WHICH ONE OF YOUR TINY HUMANS ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT
    PROBABLY ALL OF THEM
     
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    I DONT CARE IF THEY SLEEP I JUST WANT TO SLEEP
     
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    YEARS AGO I WORKED IN A HOSPITAL AND TWO NAMES THAT CAME UP REPEATEDLY WERE HARRY DICK AND IVA BONER AMAZING IVA BONER LOL STILL FUNNY TO ME
     
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    I HAD SOME EDIBLES IT WAS A NERDS ROPE IM ASSUMING THAT THE NERDS THEMSELVES WERE NOT LACED BUT THE ROPE ITSELF WAS SORT OF A GUMMY THING AND IT HAD THE GOOD STUFF I FIGURED SO I SCRAPED OF THE NERDS IM KINDA WATCHING MY CARBS RIGHT NOW AND ANYWAYS I TOOK A BITE AND WAS LIKE ON SOME ANIMAL GUIDE STONED OUT QUEST SHIT FORREAL I THOUGHT THE WHOLE THING WAS 50 MG BUT MAYBE ITS PER SERVING I DONT KNOW BUT THE FUNNY PART IS THAT I LOOKED CLOSELY AT THE PACKAGE AND IT SAYS NEDS ROPE NOT NERDS I GUESS THEY DIDNT WANT TO GET SUED BUT NOW IM THINKING THE DUDE THAT MADE THEM WAS PROBABLY NAMED NED AND HE COULDNT FIND HIS MEDKIT OR SOMETHING DOES THAT MAKE SENSE
     
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    NO
     
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    3RA1N1AC 00110110 00111001

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    I GUESS YOU HAD TO BE THERE
     
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    I WAS OUT IN THE WOODS AT A BONFIRE THING AND WE WERE GETTING DOWN PRETTY SPECTACULARLY AND ALL OF THE SUDDEN THE SUN WAS STARTING TO COME UP AND THERE WERE ALL THESE LITTLE FLIES THEY CALL THEM NO SEE EMS AND THEY COME OUT AT DAWN TO FEAST AND THEY BITE LIKE CRAZY BUT I HAD ON PANTS AND A HOODIE SO I WAS LIKE WHATEVZ BUT MEANWHILE I HAD A RIP IN THE RIGHT KNEE OF MY JEANS AND WHAT DO YOU KNOW I GOT LIKE 100 BITES ALL UP AND DOWN MY RIGHT LEG THOSE CRAFTY MOTHERFUCKERS GOT IN AND DID WORK I WAS SUPER SALTY
     
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    hoopsjock Well-Known Member

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    IS IT JUST ME OR DO A LOT OF THINGS GO HORRIBLY WRONG FOR YOU?
     
  19. 3RA1N1AC

    3RA1N1AC 00110110 00111001

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    NEITHER OF THOSE THINGS WAS REALLY THAT BAD IN FACT ONE OF THEM WAS KINDA RADICAL SO I DONT KNOW WHAT YOU MEAN MAN IM BLESSED
     
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    e_blazer Rip City Fan

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    THERE’S A REASON DUCK RHYMES WITH SUCK AND F***

    AND IM A FAN

    DOES THAT MAKE ME A CUCK?
     
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