SALTY SUNDAY

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WHAT IS SALTIER

Poll closed Apr 13, 2020.
  1. YOUR HAM

    66.7%
  2. YOUR MOM

    44.4%
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  1. 3RA1N1AC

    3RA1N1AC 00110110 00111001

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    • CAPS LOCK REQUIRED

    • WRITE ABOUT WHAT IS MAKING YOU ANGRY ABOUT THE BLAZERS OR LIFE IN GENERAL

    • OTHER FANS WILL AGREE WITH YOU IN ALL CAPS

    • IF THEY DISAGREE WITH YOU IT WILL ALSO BE IN ALL CAPS

    • SHOUTING AT EACH OTHER ABOUT THINGS WE HATE WILL FORM A STRONG RELATIONAL BOND IN THE BLAZER FAN COMMUNITY

    • PUNCTUATION IS FROWNED UPON
     
  2. 3RA1N1AC

    3RA1N1AC 00110110 00111001

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    THANKS GOD REAL COOL
     
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    3RA1N1AC 00110110 00111001

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    MY EGG HAD A CRACK IN IT AND NOW MY EGG IS BLUE IT STILL TASTES THE SAME I ASSUME BUT I JUST CANT I JUST WONT
     
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    Sedatedfork Rip City Rhapsody

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    I HATE DIS THREAD SO MUCH YELLING I AFRAID WILL MAKE THE NAYBORS COMPLAIN ALSO WHY YOU MAKING HAM, WHEN YOU COULD MAKE SPAM GO BALZERS LETS WIN HAMPIONSHIP
     
  5. 3RA1N1AC

    3RA1N1AC 00110110 00111001

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    AS MY GRANDMA SAYS HAM IS FOR PEOPLE WHO DONT LIKE RARE PRIME RIB I AM MAKING A RARE PRIME RIB
     
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    3RA1N1AC 00110110 00111001

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    I MADE TATER TOTS IN A WAFFLE MAKER THIS MORNING AND IM CALLING IT THE TOTWAFFLE
     
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    3RA1N1AC 00110110 00111001

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    HEY EVERYONE LETS CELEBRATE JESUS BEING TORTURED TO DEATH AND THEN BECOMING A ZOMBIE WITH EGGS AND A FUCKING RABBIT MAKES SENSE
     
  8. Chris Craig

    Chris Craig (Blazersland) I'm Your Huckleberry Staff Member Global Moderator Moderator

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    DO YOU THINK THEY CHECKED JESUSS PULSE DID THEY KNOW HOW TO CHECK PULSES BACK THEN
     
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    3RA1N1AC 00110110 00111001

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    MY CAR NEEDS AN OIL CHANGE BUT IM NOT DRIVING IT BUT IM NOT SURE IF THAT MAKES IT WORSE FOR WHEN I EVENTUALLY DO DRIVE IT AGAIN PLEASE ADVISE
     
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    I AM RUNNING LOW ON SALT SOMEONE PLEASE SEND SOME
     
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  11. Hoopguru

    Hoopguru Know where you are going or end up somewhere else!

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    BODY AND FENDER REPAIR IS WAY TO EXPENSIVE AND YOU NEVER GET YOUR MONIES WORTH
    GOD I HOPE MARK CUBAN RUNS FOR PRESIDENT THE THOUGHT OF FOUR YEARS WITH JOE OR DONALD IS DEPRESSING
     
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  12. 3RA1N1AC

    3RA1N1AC 00110110 00111001

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    MY CUP RUNNETH OVER
     
  13. Chris Craig

    Chris Craig (Blazersland) I'm Your Huckleberry Staff Member Global Moderator Moderator

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    SALT IN MODERATION IS ACTUALLY GOOD FOR YOU IT ACTS AS AN ELECTROLYTE TO BALANCE LIQUID IN YOUR BODY IT HELPS YOUR NERVES AND MUSCLES WORK TOO JUST DON'T EAT 47 TEASPOONS OF IT BECAUSE YOU WILL DIE

    ALSO DONT EAT

    480 BANANAS THAT IS WAY TOO MUCH POTASSIUM

    OR DRINK 179 EXPRESSO SHOTS THAT IS A FAR TOO EXCESSIVELY LETHAL AMOUNT OF CAFFEINE

    OR EAT 24 TUBES OF TOOTHPASTE YOUR TEETH MAY BE WHITE BY THE END OF THAT PROBABLY NOT BUT ALL THAT FLUORIDE WILL END YOU
     
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    Chris Craig (Blazersland) I'm Your Huckleberry Staff Member Global Moderator Moderator

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    SAM I AM I DONT LIKE BLUE EGGS AND HAM I WONT EAT THEM WITH MY FAM. I WONT EAT THEM WITH A BUNNY GET THAT BLUE SHIT OUT OF MY FACE IM GETTING A RESTRAINING ORDER WAIT IS THAT HAM HONEY
     
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    I AM DRUNK AND IT IS NOON

    ID RATHER EAT A HAIRY POON
     
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    Propagandist Unknown Quantity

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    I KNOW EASTER FALLS ON SUNDAY SO FINALLY AT LEAST I KNOW WHAT DAY OF THE WEEK IT IS
     
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    Road Ratt King of my own little world

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    WHEN I READ MESSAGES IN ALL CAPS, IT MAKES ME WANT TO KILL! :smiley-chainsaw:
     
  18. Sedatedfork

    Sedatedfork Rip City Rhapsody

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    I MADE EASTER SCONES OUUT OF COMMUNION WAIFERS!11!!ONE!

    [​IMG]
     
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    riverman Writing Team

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    I BUILT THE COOP WHERE THE EGGS ARE MADE!! I HAVE THE EASTER HUNT CHEAT SHEET! WHEN THE MIND STARTS TO GO I CAN HIDE THEM FROM MYSELF!
     
  20. 3RA1N1AC

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    SERIOUSLY THIS FUCKING SUCKS I WANT TO EAT THE HEAD OFF A LIVE RATTLESNAKE
     
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