Schaub vs. Ortiz

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    Tito said I don't want a respirator!

    Dr. Dumbass has no business giving people (dangerous) medical advice. Lunkhead asshole.
     
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    Schaub has this thing he does where he mentions something then comes back around to it to contradict himself. Similar to how Canelo is the only guy who can out-box Canelo. It's got to be some dead synapses in his brain.

     
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    Imagine looking at that guy and thinking...yeah, I want him on my city council...
     
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    Tito chews words and spits them out like sunflower seeds. Every sentence is a death sentence.

     
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    Tito looks fuckin fat in the face there...and why does this man still talk on camera
     
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    He's delusional.
     
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    Any comment that begins with 'let me get this straight' usually means the author is about to fuck it up.

    Like Rand Paul, Tito apparently has no idea what a variant is.




    But he also shares, perhaps unintentionally, pro-vaccine posts as well. His brain does not work very well.

     
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    OMG

    Brendan: "Your parents had you when you were how old?" (WTF)
    Tito: "I'm only 34-years young" (he was 43 when he said this; mixing up 34 and 43 is a hint that he is dyslexic, right?)
    Brendan: "Not putting the carrot in front of the horses face..." (CART you dunce!)

    We're approaching critical stupidity with both of them together.

     
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    He's such a rebel intellectual.

    Also, I'm really getting stolen valour vibes from Tito again. He's done this before. He visited troops either with the UFC and/or on a USO tour, I believe in Kuwait and Afghanistan. He brings this up like it's service. The tati-cool backpack he has on is another "I'm a troop" signal.

     
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    I assume in the following clip Tito explains the nuances of the caste system.

     
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    He really is an awful oaf.



     
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    On top of all the stupid shit he says; he called out Liddell for a 4th fight...
     

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