Schaub vs. Ortiz

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    speeds $2.50 highball, $1.50 beer Staff Member Administrator GFX Team

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    speeds $2.50 highball, $1.50 beer Staff Member Administrator GFX Team

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    speeds $2.50 highball, $1.50 beer Staff Member Administrator GFX Team

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    "My kids are my children."

    - Tito Ortiz, Mayor Pro Tem, Huntington Beach, 2020-2021
     
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    Mamba The King is Back Staff Member Global Moderator

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    In Tito's head, he's the next Donald Trump.
     
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    speeds $2.50 highball, $1.50 beer Staff Member Administrator GFX Team

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    speeds $2.50 highball, $1.50 beer Staff Member Administrator GFX Team

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    When you come at the king (you best not miss)

     
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    speeds $2.50 highball, $1.50 beer Staff Member Administrator GFX Team

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    speeds $2.50 highball, $1.50 beer Staff Member Administrator GFX Team

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    Tito and his chick just being invasive and weird at a restaurant.

     
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    speeds $2.50 highball, $1.50 beer Staff Member Administrator GFX Team

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    speeds $2.50 highball, $1.50 beer Staff Member Administrator GFX Team

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    Whenever you hear someone say 'no pun intended' they mean they understand the wordplay but aren't going for a joke.

    Tito's post is truly no pun intended. Even when someone points it out he doesn't get it.

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    speeds $2.50 highball, $1.50 beer Staff Member Administrator GFX Team

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    Tito, who resigned, thinks he gets to choose his successor.

     
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    speeds $2.50 highball, $1.50 beer Staff Member Administrator GFX Team

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    He's huge in India.

     
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    speeds $2.50 highball, $1.50 beer Staff Member Administrator GFX Team

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    Fast and Furious 10 must be next for fake veteran Ortiz, right?

    Also this busted-ass video is the only trailer I could find for this piece of shit movie.

     
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    speeds $2.50 highball, $1.50 beer Staff Member Administrator GFX Team

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    He even says Bono wrong.

     
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    speeds $2.50 highball, $1.50 beer Staff Member Administrator GFX Team

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    Win or lose, Tito will have fought for the fans, flag, troops, military, and the USA. God bless.



     
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    speeds $2.50 highball, $1.50 beer Staff Member Administrator GFX Team

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    This is grim.

     
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    Tito doesn't understand the question initially, then tosses a coin inside is gigantic head to formulate an answer with a 50/50 chance of success. Completely fails.

     
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    speeds $2.50 highball, $1.50 beer Staff Member Administrator GFX Team

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    On a roll, lately.

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