Science Scientists close to knowing why the Universe Exists

Here's what always happens when this sort of question comes up:
I start thinking about infinity.
Suddenly my head starts to ache and I see smoke coming out of my ears.
Next, I head for the kitchen and grab an ice cold brewski. Aha, now my headache melts away, the smoke stops coming out and I'm watching cartoons and laughing my ass off.
What is the solution to the problem? Beer

 

I'm surprised that huge penis, I mean brain, that you keep telling us about can't handle the concept of infinity cold sober.

 

it's a simple concept though...the infinity that existed before the beer is equal to the infinity that exists after the beer....so then, just focus on the beer and don't worry about not-beer. It's a chaos theory with happy hour; science for the win

 

I remember we did that in Scouts around the campfire after pork & beans...

 

The huge penis in this situation seems to help but the massive brain has not been able to penetrate the meaning of life and the concept of infinity.