I love the "Seattle Pete Carroll Should Have Given The Ball To Marshawn Lynch On The One Yard Line During The Super Bowls"
Seamen would be brilliant. Speaking of....These 2 whales cruising around the ocean when the male whale spots the ship that harpooned his parents. He tells the female whale he wants to swim under the boat, blow out their spout and capsize the ship, killing all the sailors. The female whale agrees, and it works to perfection, but a few sailors survive and are swimming to the shore. The male whale has none of it and starts swalowing them so they drown, but the female whale will have none it. The male asks why and the female says she has no trouble blowing, but she refuses to swallow any seamen.
How about the Seattle Fratricide. That way Portland can be reminded of how Seattle's NHL expansion team killed any immediate chances of the city getting one. Oh that right. There is always the hope that Seattle's success will spark chances of an NHL team moving here. I am sure after we kill the MLB stadium project and drive out Barrett's investment group, potential owners will be just dying to move their franchises here.
Learn something new every day. I've been to a few Winterhawks games decades ago, but never followed hockey. I figured there were maybe 6-8 franchises in the NHL.