Seattle Times reporting Comcast is out - Root Sports is in

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  1. ripcityboy

    ripcityboy Well-Known Member

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    It is weird how you can dislike places for different reasons.
     
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  2. THE HCP

    THE HCP NorthEastPortland'sFinest

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    Yet NOT so weird and easy it is for me to hate the majority of you nerds on here because of what/how you post.
     
  3. Mediocre Man

    Mediocre Man Mr. SportsTwo

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    Insert Mrs HCP joke.........

    Speaking of inserting and Mrs HCP, The HCP's mailman finally retired after 20 plus years on the job. The entire neighborhood adored him, and showed their affection with gifts on his last day. At his first house they presented him with a 20 year old bottle of scotch as a thank you. The next house gave him $200 as a thank you. Finally he came to The HCP's house where Mrs HCP, dressed in a see through robe, opened the door, grabbed the mailman and took him upstairs. She then ravaged the mailman, fulfilling all of his sexual desires. After he was fully satisfied she walked him downstairs and fed him an enormous breakfast, with everything he could want. Then finally she reached in her purse and gave him a dollar. Perplexed, the mailman told her what a wonderful time he had, but what was the dollar for? Mrs HCP replied that when she asked the HCP what to do for him he said "fuck him, give him a dollar". Then said the nice breakfast was her idea.
     
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    anyone know if Root sports is available on Playstation Vue which just became available via Roku
     
  5. santeesioux

    santeesioux Just keep on scrolling by

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    Not yet, just CSN Northwest.
     
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    THE HCP NorthEastPortland'sFinest

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    WOW! That was actually very funny! Frustrating part is our next door neighbor IS the neighborhood mailman!
     
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    THE HCP NorthEastPortland'sFinest

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    I have actually never been able to watch CSN, kinda' frustrating.
     
  8. Mediocre Man

    Mediocre Man Mr. SportsTwo

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    Not nearly enough likes for that joke. It's brilliant. A definite oldie but a goody
     
  9. Denny Crane

    Denny Crane It's not even loaded! Staff Member Administrator

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    Your kids look like the mailman?
     
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    Mediocre Man Mr. SportsTwo

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    I'm pretty sure this was a Dangerfield joke, but he used to say a joke about his kids being the mailman's kids. Then he said "they don't resemble him though, my wife does. Ya, neither snow, nor rain, nor sleet, nor dark of night shall keep her from delivering"
     
  11. julius

    julius Living on the air in Cincinnati... Staff Member Global Moderator

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    Bigger question, do they lead with their elbows?
     
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    I'll get over it. And I do appreciate your work, HCP. Also I am a nerd, but it's a music nerd. Which is the best kind.
     
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  13. Natebishop3

    Natebishop3 Don't tread on me!

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    The Oregonian didn't report this. The thread title is literally "Seattle Times reporting..." :lol:
     

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