you know, if you read those in the voice of that guy who does the "dear diary" cat videos, it's much funnier. Btw, did you get the Memo about tomorrows sneak attack @SlyPokerDog ?
I get and enjoy reading these. I also saw video of riots in Portland b/c AntiFa doesn't like right-wing rallies. I haven't (and likely won't) ever watch something with Alex Jones on it, but I find it odd that so many people who don't agree with him do.
Blue hats invade red hat Idaho. Early report. Pumped up on a Starbucks breakfast, the blue hats divided into two strike units. The main unit made rapid progress, capturing vegetable garden after vegetable garden. However, the special forces unit became bogged down in the mushroom fields. And are too widely dispursed to be affective. The turning point in the battle came when a blue hat advance scout/spy was captured by the red hats. Sadly, the blue hat scout, a French poodle, was tortured for info. She finally cracked at the sight of BBQ rib bones. Using this new info, the Ted Nugent Brigade made a counter attack on the blue hats field HQ. The colonic herbal irrigation vehicle was captured, sending the blue hats in retreat. The Nugent brigade were surprised to find large piles of supplies left behind. They had never seen so many hand rolled small cigars in one place.. After enjoying the spoils of war, the brigade is now taking a nap. All is now quite on the battlefield.
The other piece of this is that 99% of these people have never written a letter home from a combat zone.
