Me neither. Hell, I didn't even know which Jones you were speaking of when I read it. Had to look him up. Nope, Never watch that Jones. Van Jones on the other hand is a channel change clue immediately. Need to change him out fast to avoid getting pissed off. You need to watch him some though to learn what he is, then repeats are not required. When you said Alex Jones, I first thought Van Jones.
Funny about Nugent. Played the song Stranglehold on my way home from work last night. Started when I left my parking spot and the song ended right when I got to the gate at my neighborhood. 8 minutes and 22 seconds. Maybe half of how long the rednecks would take to end this war if it ever happened.
If that long. Thanks for the polite tune-up for my miss-spelling of Nugents name. My error, that was not intentional.
I could swing the vote of that entire crowd with a truck load of free beer and BBQ ribs....Know your enemy...that girl in the lime green with the dixie flag must be 7ft tall
Civil war update. 0ldfisherman, neutral reporter, reporting. Elements of the blue hat navy made a daring raid last night. An undetermanied number of kayakers, known as the soggy sneakers corps, captured a grain shipping terminal. The blue hats have a firm grip on the soybean silo. And refuse to leave. There has been little activity all morning, other than the blue hats cooking fires. The red hats Ted Nugent Brigade is nowhere in sight. The night watchmen observed the blue hats stuffing themselves with soybeans. But was not concerned, explaining. All of the soybeans shipped from here is cattle feed. The soybean products the blue hats are used to consuming comes from Brazil. The soybean farms where the rainforest used to be. When asked if there was a plan to remove the blue hats? He answered. No, they are not hurting anything. Plus they never made it to red hat Idaho. This silo is in WA state. The Idaho line is around the next bend. They probably wanted to attack the next silo upriver. We are going to spin this mistake as a training exercise.
Hm. Weird. Seems like one of the smartest and most reasonable people on tv. I guess that makes sense though
It looks like she is standing up in a truck bed? You can see what looks like a tire in the bottom corner.
Civil war update Oldfisherman, neutral reporter, reporting Red Hats retaliate. The mountain battalion of the Ted Nugent brigade made a sneak attack today. They crossed the river into WA, and captured the Riverfort Brewing facility. Riverfort bartender, Brandy Cher, reports. That was no sneak attack. We heard their snowmobiles before they tried to cross the river. Sadly, almost half of them didn't sink. Missy Small, a reserve police officer, was called to duty to handle the situation. When asked how she captured the remains of the battalion, her reply follows. I'm a full time day care worker. Technics that work on two year olds work perfectly on the Nugent gang. Plus I went to school with most of their wives. If they ever want to laid again, they better keep doing what I tell them to do. All of the battalions weapons will be donated to the local Boy Scout Camp. Their bows and arrows were getting worn out, so the timing was perfect. All is quite on the battlefield again. Crews are busy recovering the sunken snowmobiles in the river. The only casualties were a keg of River Rat Red beer, and a keg of Seven Devils IPA.
