I'm doing it for all of us. Well, the real fans, at least. And it wasn't my idea. Sly asked me to do it.
How am I a fake person? A fake person is someone who calls someone a great friend one weeknthen turns around and calls someone a bitch over a meaningless bet while blowing it up into something it's not.
Idgaf what he does. If we win the series I'll give the Brody a big ol hug and let him hold it over our heads for eternity. Hoping his positive energy can lead to some road wins. He's there, for the cause. Sure it's gone to his head a bit, but I'm glad he's there for our team because we desperately need a win and his road record isn't too bad!
More like someone acting like am annoying pest makes me not want to associate with them, through bets or otherwise.
*Scene Opens* Narrator: Sly sends a pawn to do his bidding with an act of voodoo. Zach Addy: This... *sniffles* this is for the... uh... real fans out there... *Zips up backpack before boarding a plane*