Serious question: Why don't men flush?

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  1. BLAZINGGIANTS

    BLAZINGGIANTS Well-Known Member

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    There's nothing sanitary about one of those used pads. And are you saying we should learn to go to the bathroom in a box? Litter boxes are hardly sanitary. :MARIS61:

    That being said..... I'm sure it's, one, a matter of laziness and two, people terrified to touch anything in the bathroom because they fear it is unsanitary, which then makes the bathroom even more unsanitary (self-fulfilling prophecy).
     
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    Yeah, but maybe it's a generational issue? I've mainly talked to college aged females in a university setting, and apparently the university bathrooms are gross. Like, pee on the seat, poop on the floor gross. I don't know either, I honestly have a hard time believing it.
     
  3. Natebishop3

    Natebishop3 Don't tread on me!

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    We should all pee outside.... go natural baby!
     
  4. BLAZINGGIANTS

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    That's what we do on the weekends at my place. We all chill out, start the fire, drink, chit-chat, bring the TV outside to watch some sports. And we have a designated peeing area (when you drink that much, it's easier to find a spot outside that continuously going in and out of the house).
     
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    Exactly. That's how it's done.
     
  6. BLAZINGGIANTS

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    Exactly. crandc thinks guys have a problem peeing in the toilet as it is - wait 'til she sees a toilet after a bunch of drunk dudes take turns trying to pee in the toilet over the course of a long night of drinking.
     
  7. crandc

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    Seen that, BlazingGiants.

    Outside has its points. In fact the cats mostly go outside, way deep in the shrubbery where I never see it.

    Maybe it is generational, when I was in college way back when the restrooms were decent.

    Last Friday at work we spent the day (it was "give back week") pulling weeds in Presidio National Park, the only time I ever envy men is when I have to pee in the middle of nowhere. It was the equivalent of a 3 block walk to ladies' room, not fun when you REALLY need to go, but nowhere enough cover for a woman to "do her business" outdoors.
     
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    BWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

    Do you really want an answer to that question?
     
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    So, why don't men flush?

    Gee, I dunno. I always have. I rarely see unflushed toilets. Sometimes my wife has reported them in the ladies powder room. So I suppose it cuts both ways.

    So why don't woman always flush?

    Also, why do women try and flush their 'kotex' and clog up the toilet?
     
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    Sounds like fun. Next time I'm chillin' in PNP (which happens a few times/year), I'll think of you and your efforts of pulling weeds (and your efforts holding your pee).
     
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    i dont like to put my hand on the public restroom flush handle, but when its feasible ill flush with my shoe

    but like someone astutely previously pointed out, and a sign ive seen in MANY a crusty old earth farmer hippy types bathroom

    yellow = mellow
    brown = flush it down
     
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    This is a ridiculous and kind of sexist question. Men do flush.
     
  13. oldguy

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    Ask any high school custodian. They'll tell you that the girls' restrooms are BY FAR worse than the boys'.

    Go Blazers
     
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    To save water.

    And that.
     
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    I always flush the toilet and make sure the restroom is as clean or cleaner than I found it. I've certainty forgot to flush a few times over the years though. One time I didn't flush because someone was sleeping in the next room and it was really early in the morning and I didn't want to wake them.
     
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    I pee in women's restrooms to mark my territory. So of course I don't flush.
     
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    We flush when HCP's head's in the bowl.
     
  18. crandc

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    Mediocre Man, if you read the original post you would know why I ask the question.
     
  19. BLAZINGGIANTS

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    So, now we know what you do for a living.
     
  20. oldguy

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    That's how I got my learn'n about wetlands!

    Go Blazers
     

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