Politics Sessions personally asked Congress to let him prosecute medical marijuana providers

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  1. barfo

    barfo triggered obsessive commie pinko boomer maniac Staff Member Global Moderator

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    I don't think you are quite ready for the presidency yet. Except as compared to the current occupant (some gratuitous Trump bashing there just because I know it bugs you)

    I predict it will take another 20 years or so. You should live to see it legal nationwide.

    You say the politicians are ancient, and many of them surely are. But realize that someone who was 20 in the Summer of Love is now 70... lotta old people around now that didn't get their knowledge of pot from Reefer Madness.

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    SlyPokerDog Woof! Staff Member Administrator

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    Trump's new crazy lawyer is very very anti pot. Because the crazy far far far right Christian base is very very anti pot. (This guy loves milking those people for money. Which he'll need since Trump has a history of not paying people)
     
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    The anti pot fanatics will lose the redneck rural vote...they love their wacky tabaccy! Next thing you know you won't be able to buy beer on super bowl sunday...that'll get some votes!
     
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    Imagine if instead of Jesus doing the, "this wine is my blood, drink it in memory of me" thing he instead blew out a bunch of pot smoke and told people it was his breath.
     
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    That needs to be a bumper sticker, a really long bumper sticker but the reactions would be awesome.
     
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    I always liked the bumper sticker, " It's the Oregon Country Fair Man....be glad I'm driving slow!"
     
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    So whats the excuse these old ass politicians use for allowing cigarettes to stay legal?

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    stampedehero Make Your Day, a Doobies Day Staff Member Moderator

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    "Uptick in Crime" LOL. A citizen smokes a joint and he expects wide eyed fever plagued demons. Sessions needs to get real.
     
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    UncleCliffy'sDaddy We're all Bozos on this bus.

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    One of my favorite parts of a recent road trip was sitting in a park in the middle of Mobile Alabama, smoking a joint with a couple of down on their luck (but gracious) black dudes. I had forgotten what it was like to feel paranoid about weed but thoroughly enjoyed myself because I felt like I was blowing the smoke straight into Jeff Sessions face, in his backyard, with people his state and political party go out of their way to shit all over. It's usually the little things like that that give me the serious warm fuzzies.....
     
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  10. bodyman5000 and 1

    bodyman5000 and 1 Lions, Tigers, Me, Bears

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    He probably heard that. Those ears are supernatural.
     

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