Phone call from Daddy(((RING))))**Pick Up**"Hello?""Hi honey, this is Daddy, Is Mommy near the phone?""No Daddy, She's upstairs in the bedroom with Uncle Frank"After a brief pause, Daddy says, "But honey, you haven't got an Uncle Frank""Oh yes I do, and he's upstairs in the room with Mommy, right now"Brief Pause"Uh, okay then, ..this is what I want you to do. Put the phone down on thetable, run upstairs and knock on the bedroom door, and shout to Mommy thatDaddy's car just pulled into the driveway""Okay Daddy, just a minute"A few minutes later the little girl comes back to the phone "I did it Daddy""And what happened honey?" he asked"Well, Mommy got all scared, jumped out of bed with no clothes on and ranaround screaming. Then she tripped! over the rug, hit her head on thedresser and now she isn't moving at all!""Oh my God!!! What about your Uncle Frank?""He jumped out of the bed with no clothes on too. He was all scared and hejumped out of the back window and into the swimming pool. But I guess hedidn't know that you took out the water last week to clean it, he hit thebottom of the pool and I think he's dead"***Long Pause******Longer Pause***Then Daddy says . . .Swimming pool??...Is this 555-7039??????"No.Click.
