Sh*t that makes you feel old

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  1. THE HCP

    THE HCP NorthEastPortland'sFinest

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    Who is that chic^?
     
  2. Fez Hammersticks

    Fez Hammersticks スーパーバッド Zero Cool

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    Gymnastic Olympian Shawn Johnson.
     
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    BlazerCaravan Hug a Bigot... to Death

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    Nate4Prez . . . .

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    I was presented with a court order from a judge yesterday at work demanding the release of funds from a CD that had been opened at the bank I work for. It stated that at 18 years of age the CD should be closed and paid by Cashier Check to the person in the order. The individual gave me her drivers license which stated they were born on March 24th, 1994.

    I told her, "The order states I can't close the CD and gave you a check until you are 18."

    She just stared at me, like, "Are you fucking stupid?"
     
  5. barfo

    barfo triggered obsessive commie pinko boomer maniac Staff Member Global Moderator

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    The Summer of Love was 45 years ago.

    barfo
     
  6. THE HCP

    THE HCP NorthEastPortland'sFinest

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    Speak for yourself! I was gettin' my JIZZ on just LAST summer!
     
  7. Fez Hammersticks

    Fez Hammersticks スーパーバッド Zero Cool

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    American Reunion made me feel old.

    Fuck, Jim's wife (band camp girl) is nearly 40 and looks it.
     
  8. barfo

    barfo triggered obsessive commie pinko boomer maniac Staff Member Global Moderator

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    For a married man, that aint so impressive. Of course, Mrs. HCP is pretty busy, so it might be hard getting an appointment.

    barfo
     
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    PapaG Banned User BANNED

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    So original.
     
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    PapaG Banned User BANNED

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    She makes a shitload of bank on How I Met Your Mother. $100k an episode for 22 episodes/year. I actually think Jason Biggs probably begged her to be in that movie with him and the other American Pie has-beens. Pretty much the rest of them have all flopped.
     
  11. barfo

    barfo triggered obsessive commie pinko boomer maniac Staff Member Global Moderator

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    blah blah blah?

    barfo
     
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    BoBoBREWSKI BURP!

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    Ell MacPherson is 48.

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    Kathy Ireland is 49.

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    SlyPokerDog Woof! Staff Member Administrator

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    BoBoBREWSKI BURP!

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    Ramblin Rod! Good one!
     
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    Damn good one, Sly.

    Local television programing on free channels, hahaha, all three of them, and you find the one show that everyone from that time period would reconize.

    by the by, is that your dog in the avatar?
     
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    Seeing classic, or vintage, or antique stuff on the pawn shop shows....when I remember us having that stuff when it was new.
    When I buy a can of pop, I remember when they quit making Coca Cola. When they brought it back, it became 'Classic Coke.'
    Having grandkids, one of which is old enough to make me a great-grandfather.

    Go Blazers
     
  17. SlyPokerDog

    SlyPokerDog Woof! Staff Member Administrator

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    Nah, just some bitch I found on the internet.
     
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    THE HCP NorthEastPortland'sFinest

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    Used to go to Farrell's across the street from our church down by Lloyd Center as kids. My dad worked there during HS.
     
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    julius I wonder if there's beer on the sun Staff Member Global Moderator

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    Elaine Benes is 51 years old.

    Remember when 51 year old women looked like this?

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