Science Sharing SHTF survival tips

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  1. Lanny

    Lanny Original Season Ticket Holder "Mr. Big Shot"

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    Here's a tip. When the virus spreads widely and you seek a place of refuge, don't come to my shelter because I'm well armed and ready to defend my sanctuary.
     
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    What church was that?
    Was it the one in LO that raffled off the AK47?
     
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    Lanny Original Season Ticket Holder "Mr. Big Shot"

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    I hope you took my post in the humorous way that it was intended. If you didn't take it that way then I'll assume I screwed up and said something dreadfully wrong and I apologize. I do screw up occasionally, or if you listen to my wife, more than occasionally.
     
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    oh i did Lanny! Im not very graceful when it comes to trying to be funny or sarcastic, according to the war department.
     
  6. Lanny

    Lanny Original Season Ticket Holder "Mr. Big Shot"

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    Still, I could turor you on the subject.
     
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    Largely depends on who you are having sex with.
     
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    MARIS61 Real American

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    Just had to save that.
     
  9. Lanny

    Lanny Original Season Ticket Holder "Mr. Big Shot"

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    True, having sex with the wives of certain guys would definitely shorten one's life span drastically.
     
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    bodyman5000 and 1 Lions, Tigers, Me, Bears

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    Nobody was.
     
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    I couldn’t help but hear Ron Swanson’s voice as I read this.
     
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    Lanny Original Season Ticket Holder "Mr. Big Shot"

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    Everywhere you go, WATCH YOUR FUCKING ASS LIKE YOUR LIFE DEPENDS ON IT.
     
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    Lanny Original Season Ticket Holder "Mr. Big Shot"

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    This reminds me to refresh myself on Robinson Crusoe.
     
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    If he's going to sit in the sub then he'd better plan on sitting in it in Australia. I hear they'll be the last to perish.
     
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    Lanny Original Season Ticket Holder "Mr. Big Shot"

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    They'd better count or I'm fucked.
     
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    Chuckle, you are obviously new to the new math. You'll learn.
     
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    I cut way way down on my drinking about 20 years ago. I figure that my bottle of scotch is going to last another five years. However, my collection of 375 fine wines is going to last just one more year. I will frequently pop open a bottle of fine wine to drink with my friends while sitting and sometimes reclining on the various sidewalks of downtown Portland. Wave when you see me.
     
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    I need a lot of new fans.
     
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    Freezing soup and casseroles in case I end up in quarantine. Fresh vegetables in garden. Well stocked on cat food. Plenty of books and knitting yarn. Doing daily workouts.
     
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    PDXFonz I’m listening

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    Word FAMS; same here. I have had some slips but in the last year my eyes were opened and I know it’s for the best not to.
     
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