Should I go to the draft?

Me three. Don't do it, I'm begging you.

 

I agree.

We should change this thread title to, "The OFFICIAL: Dear God, Kingspeed, please don't go to the 2012 NBA Draft! thread"

Just sayin'.

 

but seriously, how bad could it be, the blazers have had the worst draft picks of any team in history. unless we draft hitler, i don't really see how it could get worse than it is for us.

 

But is Hitler a 'true' point guard?

 

I reviewed the official list of draft applicants, and Hitler was nowhere to be found on the list.

Where do you get your info from?

 

Please don't... you've seen first-hand your ability to jinx the Blazers at games... please don't jinx their draft too!

 

www.crackazexpress.net

 

His Eurobasket scouting report: He's a great slashing penetrator, but has trouble against the larger Euros from Russia. Isn't really a team player, and can be a bit erratic in his decision-making. He'll have trouble handling American guards.

 

I also heard he was more "shoot first". I don't want him.

 

No kidding. I'd much prefer to draft Rommel if I'm drafting a Euro. Dude's a tank.

 

And surprisingly fast, too. He can really get out and put pressure on the defense.

 

With Golden State drafting Patton, you can expect some great battles between those two.

 

Rommel seems like the perfect fit for Phoenix

 

I'm sure he won't dig the weather up in Portland, but you gotta admit, Red and Black suit him.

 

Desert Fox is all I'm sayin

 

Better than last year's Dessert Fox.

 

Dessert Fox? Who is that?

I tolerate no competition!

 

I think Failton? (Tank...Dessert...Eating not baking.)

 

Eric, if you ruin our draft, you'd better at least manage some on-air time.

 

and hes always telling everyone to hit the showers