Rumor SlyPokerDog arrested for indecent exposure

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    April Fools?
     
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    Boob-No-More Why you no hire big man coach?

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    A dog licking his balls in public is every bit as natural as a woman breast feeding her baby. Fight this injustice and stand up for Dog Rights!

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    BBert Weasels Ripped My Flesh

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    Why do dogs lick their crotch?
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    BECAUSE THEY CAN!!


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    SlyPokerDog Woof! Staff Member Administrator

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    Send me bail! $50 from each of you should about cover it.
     
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    Things men wish they could do for 50 Alex!
     
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    We're waiting until the neutering thing is finished
     
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    Then you better send $75.
     
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    I kid you not, I received the following email (title) today. It wouldn't mean anything, but on April Fool's Day, it really made me smile. It's about how some students will need to miss class for an event in another class:
    Student Participation - ANS 317 Applied Animal Reproduction

    Hey, maybe Sly is in the class....
     
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    Eastoff But it was a beginning.

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    We all knew it was just a matter of time before this happened.
     
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    For some people, the naked bike ride is one night a year.

    For Sly, the naked bike ride is his regular commute.
     
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    BlazerWookee UNTILT THE DAMN PINWHEEL!

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    Turns out he was just holding a lipstick near his crotch. Charges dropped.
     
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    Natebishop3 Don't tread on me!

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    I heard it was a Crayon.
     
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    The naked bike ride may be once a year....but chasing cars naked is a daily event!
     
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    BlazerWookee UNTILT THE DAMN PINWHEEL!

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    BGG said it was pink.
     
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    Ahh....but are we talking "Nathan Lane's blushing cheeks" pink, or "Kathy Bate's rugose nipples" pink? Under the Patriot Act it makes a difference!
     
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    BlazerWookee UNTILT THE DAMN PINWHEEL!

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    More like "Sterling-Archer's-ping-pong-paddle-marks-on-a-stewardess's-ass-cheeks" pink...
     
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    My new favorite line: "And I'm sorry I tried to spit-roast your mom."
     
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