OT Sly's house of random 2018 edition

So he's a mosquito now?

 

Dulles International Airport Washington DC,
Airport code: ORD 10000
Washington D USA,

ATTENTION:



GOOD MORNING

FINAL NOTICE FOR DELIVERY OF YOUR CONSIGNMENT BOX.

In view of your inability to receive your consignment box with
registration #: CT8100AF, from United Nation (UN) E PROMO AWARD, which
took place in Cotonou Benin Republic. The program which was initiated
originally scheduled to be delivered to you by an agency, city express
delivery (C.E.D).


This package in a golden metal box valued ($8,316,000 USD) (Eight million
three hundred and sixteen thousand dollars) arrived at Dulles
International Airport Washington D, terminal 5 via British airways flight
no.BA297 from Heathrow airport London, for about two (2) week ago. The
package with registration no, #: CT8100AF was inspected by the United
State custom inspection department Dulles Airport, and it was clear that
the documents of consignment box are 100% legitimate.


However city express delivery (C.E.D) failed to complete delivery, and for
that reason united nation (UN) Cargo Administrative Unit O’HARE Airport
decided for installment of the consignment box, in Storage facility at the
Chicago O'Hare Airport for security of the shipment, until you get in
touch with us and reconfirm your details as listed below to ensure
delivery is done to the right direction.



Information's;



1. Your Full Name; .

2. Your current address; ..........
3. Your phone number; .
4. Nearest airport to your location........
5. Your passport id; ............



Therefore, I am writing to inform you that the security update of the
consignment box in the Storage facility at the Dulles Airport has elapsed
and the consignment box already accumulated storage security bill. We now
advise you to contact Mr. Phillip Green, Storage Clearance Administrative
Officer Dulles Airport, Washington DC, he will email you with the storage
bill update of your consignment box, and also to advice you with details
of united Nations storage clearance office Extension 21 terminal 5 , in
Cotonou Benin Republic. Where the storage bill clearance will take place
to enable the UN authorized Diplomat agent complete delivery of the
consignment box to your location.



Contact Mr. Phillip Green by Email addresses r.green.un@gmail.com) or
text him to his direct number Tel: to (858) 256-8924 enable you receive
your cash consignment box.



Note that this notice serves as our last recovery notice to you as our
department will be compelled to shortlist your shipment as an unclaimed
consignment, and maybe forfeited. Note: Delivery of your shipment from the
airport to your residential address is free.



Best regards,



Norman Collins

United Nations
Unit Agency.
World Wild.

STORAGE OFFICER Terminal 5 Extension 11

 

I'm rich! Fuck all of you!

 

Well if you have to go, take good care
just remember there's a lot of bad out there
oh, doggy, doggy, it's a

barfo

 

Yes, email him that information and we'll split it!

 

This video cracked me up!

 

Members of Lewis & Clark's expedition took mercury-bearing pills to "treat" constipation and other conditions, and thus left mercury deposits wherever they dug their latrines. These mercury signals have been used to pinpoint some of the 600 camps on the voyage.