OT Sly's house of random 2018 edition

Saw this meme today, made me chuckle

 

Made me laugh:

 

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Any of you bitches come to vegas you have to go here.

 

The casinos fly it in daily. This little place is fabulous. When I first went to Island Flavor here and all the women were 5'10" and about 300 lbs I knew it would be good.

I stood out like a sore thumb in this little Mexican place, everyone else there was Hispanic and I knew then that I was in for a treat. Mmmmmmmm

 

The calif D.O.T found over 200 dead crows on on Calif hwys recently, and there was concern that they may have died from Avian Flu. A Pathologist examined the remains of all the crows, and, to everyone's relief, confirmed the problem was NOT Avian Flu. The cause of death appeared to be from vehicular impacts. However, during analysis it was noted that varying colours of paints appeared on the ...bird's beaks and claws. By analysing these paint residues it was found that 98% of the crows had been killed by impact with motorbikes, while only 2% were killed by cars.
The Agency then hired an Ornithological Behaviourist to determine if there was a cause for the disproportionate percentages of motorbike kills versus car kills. The Ornithological Behaviourist quickly concluded that when crows eat road kill, they always have a look-out crow to warn of danger. They discovered that while all the lookout crows could shout "Cah", not a single one could shout "bike"

 

I absolutely love this!

 

was it a very cold day?

 

Warning sad image. These glue traps are now banned from my house. Poor little fucker may have been there for days but he was still alive. I could NOT get him out.

I made it as quick as I possibly could.

 

Tried it. The thing was barely alive.

 

Couldn't pull his see through feet out, the slightest pull and his little toes were coming apart. His whole underbody was stuck and his skin was pulling off.

Maybe if I'd have found him the first day and he was more lively I could have let it soak longer.