It was originally posted in the Blazers media day thread and it got moved here so now my comment doesn't make sense, lol.
I just bought a new shaver. This bad boy has got to be the BEST electric shaver I've owned in my entire life! (I can't do blade)
I don't know if there has ever been a time where I've said to myself... boy, I wish I had a device to keep one, and only one, beer cold. barfo
I don't watch porn but I play in one on TV. Okay, if you're gonna twist my arm, it's a home movie and not a TV show.
Wow, I've said to myself many times I wish I had a device to keep my beer cold. There's nothing more delicious than an ice cold beer. Okay, you're right, Cheetos come close.
On Monday night, I was in line to get into a bar and I have the distinct feeling of slightly warm coffee being poured on the back of my neck. I look up and see a fucking pigeon roosting above me. A fucking pigeon shit on me! I can't describe the vileness of this. I was dry heaving on the sidewalk. I went into the bar and bought a shirt and asked for a garbage bag. My buddy then had to lather and clean me in the bathroom. He was dry heaving the whole time. He then went into a stall and puked his guts out. I did wash my hands. I don't know why you want to know this, but I fucking hate pigeons.
Yu and your bud were dry heaving because of some bird that crap on ya? Dry heav, dry heav, really dry heav
I feel your pain. It always could be worse though.... Edit: It's a good thing you haven't lived my life. Getting shit on, is a daily occurance for me.... Lol