no joke, #baboon matters, pics of the culprit so you can recognize for when rewards are offered https://apnews.com/article/africa-c...ning-archive-186d55bdc22acea66031b32768ea5c2d Troublesome South African baboon evicted for raiding homes CAPE TOWN, South Africa (AP) — Kataza already had a lengthy rap sheet with Cape Town authorities, so when he organized a band of others to raid a series of suburban homes, he was captured. Now he sleeps at a local prison, although there is a social media campaign for him to be returned to his old stomping grounds. Kataza operated in the seaside village of Kommetjie, on Cape Town’s southern peninsula. After he was captured, rangers relocated him to the nearby area of Tokai, hoping that he would integrate with another, better-behaved troop and stop his mischief. Activists, however, want him to be taken home and reunited with his own troop. “#BringBackKataza” reads a sign posted by a road in Kommetjie. There’s a Facebook page calling for his safe return. Kataza was unfairly singled out, said Jenni Trethowan. She runs Baboon Matters, a conservation organization in Cape Town that seeks ways for humans and baboons to peacefully co-exist. She wants him back in Kommetji
planet of the racoons. Crazy photo shows San Francisco's raccoon problem https://www.sfgate.com/bayarea/article/raccoons-Golden-Gate-Park-San-Francisco-feeding-15591893.php
well, at least they boiled 'em first. https://dnyuz.com/2020/09/25/vietnam-confiscates-over-300000-recycled-condoms-for-sale/ Vietnam Confiscates Over 300,000 Recycled Condoms for Sale She told the police that the condoms had been recycled through a process of boiling, drying and reshaping them using a wooden prosthesis.
The only cow in a small town in USA stopped giving milk. The people did some research and found that they could buy a cow from BC Canada for 1,000 dollars, or one from Alberta Canada for 800 dollars. Being poor, they bought the cow from Alberta. The cow was wonderful. It produced lots of milk all the time, and the people were amazed and very happy. They decided to acquire a bull to mate with the cow and produce more cows like it. Then they would never have to worry about the milk supply again. They bought a bull and put it in the pasture with their beloved cow. However, whenever the bull came close to the cow, the cow would move away. No matter what approach the bull tried, the cow would move away from the bull and he could not succeed in his quest. The people were very upset and decided to ask the rabbi, who was very wise, what to do. They told the rabbi what was happening; "Whenever the bull approaches our cow, she moves away. If he approaches from the back, she moves forward. When he approaches her from the front, she backs off. An approach from the side and she just walks away to the other side." The rabbi thought about this for a minute and asked, "Did you buy this cow from Alberta?" The people were dumbfounded. They had never mentioned where they had gotten the cow. "You are truly a wise rabbi. How did you know we got the cow from Alberta?" The rabbi answered sadly, "My wife is from Alberta."
Looks like there is another El PRESIDENTE... A guy on Holey Moley went by the same moniker as @EL PRESIDENTE. At first before he came out I wondered if it might be our EL PRESIDENTE, but this guy is from Jersey @EL PRESIDENTE do you have the copyright? Is this guy stealing your name?
The gall of her calling my who-ha a wooden prosthesis. Also, I'm not too thrilled to find out they were used.
Is 14-legged killer squid found TWO MILES beneath Antarctica being weaponised by Putin? https://www.express.co.uk/news/weir...ganism-46-b-russian-army-secret-weapon-russia A KILLER giant squid that can hypnotise its prey and paralyse humans at a distance of 150 feet using poisonous venom is being developed as a secret weapon by Vladimir Putin, a scientist has claimed.Dr Padalka said the squid, which was discovered in a fresh water lake trapped beneath two miles of ice, possessed an array of weapons and was responsible for the deaths of at least two of his scientific colleag “We watched helplessly as it used its arms to tear off its head then popped its remains in its mouth. It was as if it had hypnotised him telepathically.” The 33 foot-long man-eater also boasts extraordinary camouflage that helped it stalk the researchers - including shape-shifting. Dr Padalka said: “The shapeshifting capabilities of organism 46-B sound almost diabolical. It shaped itself into the form of a human diver. “We watched helplessly as it used its arms to tear off its head then popped its remains in its mouth. It was as if it had hypnotised him telepathically.” We thought it was one of my colleagues swimming towards us in scuba gear. By the time the closest scientist has realised what it was it had grabbed him and torn him to bits.”
