Some scary shit is happening to my family

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  1. Further

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    Put a banana in their tailpipe
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    Sinobas Banned User BANNED

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    So 3 different family members are being scoped at the same time?? Luckily we have dogs that would go nuts if anyone tried to break in, so they wouldn't catch us by surprise.
     
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    Were it me I'd leave a sliding door unlocked and wait inside with a 9mm. As soon as they enter stick some pills in their sorry soon to be corpses.
     
  4. Run BJM

    Run BJM Heavy lies the crown. Staff Member Global Moderator

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    If the cops weren't really doing anything and it kept happening I would just tell them that I'm rounding up all my boys with all of our collective (legal) guns and dogs and we're gonna have a polite chat with these **** stains and ask them what the fuck they're doing.

    I wouldn't actually do that, but the cops would have to do SOMETHING because if they did nothing and I actually followed through and shit went awry then it'd be a fucking PR nightmare for them to explain away a) not doing anything about the creeps and b) not doing anything about a clearly potentially violent confrontation.

    But if the cops still did nothing I would eventually round up all my boys and hatch some half-baked, yet brilliant plan to confront them.
     
  5. magnifier661

    magnifier661 B-A-N-A-N-A-S!

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    Okay just watched last night's video and the car stopped in the back alley again, but this time they hopped her neighbor's house. Then they manually pushed the gate open and pulled the car in.

    Wtf is that shit?!?!
     
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    Best surprise birthday party ever?
     
  7. magnifier661

    magnifier661 B-A-N-A-N-A-S!

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    I thought it was more young men training on how you slap a woman without leaving a mark.
     
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    jlprk The ESPN mod is insane.

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    All you need is a camera angle that shows the license plate number. Get to it instead of talking.
     
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    Wanna post these vids on youtube?
     
  10. magnifier661

    magnifier661 B-A-N-A-N-A-S!

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    Not while it's under investigation
     
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    Do you have any videos of your wife that you want to post?
     
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    magnifier661 B-A-N-A-N-A-S!

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    I have the video of her rejection letter she wrote to you.
     
  13. BlazerWookee

    BlazerWookee UNTILT THE DAMN PINWHEEL!

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    How about a motion sensor set to detect someone approaching the fuse box that triggers a shit ton of lights (strobes, spots, bubble gum lights, etc.) and alarms. Set 'em up so they blindingly illuminate every square inch of her property and the alley from several different angles. Make 'em run back to their car blind and disoriented. Hit 'em with some airport landing spots mounted by the gate that hit 'em in the face as they run for the gate a couple seconds later so they can't see to drive away.
     
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    Great plan! Get so many lights installed that when they come on they blow the fuse box saving the criminals the hassle of doing it themselves.
     
  15. Natebishop3

    Natebishop3 Don't tread on me!

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    You guys are operating under the assumption that this is a robbery operation.

    I would be seriously worried that they are planning on kidnapping someone and holding them for ransom. The fact that they're staking out multiple houses is worrisome. They seem to be probing security systems.

    Mags, you should call a company like these guys

    http://www.triplecanopy.com/

    I have friends who did military contracting overseas and they spoke highly of them.
     
  16. BLAZINGGIANTS

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    My first thought when I started reading this thread:

    Hmmm. Did BenDavis get out of prison?

    And did he have any sort of beef with mags (and was mags even around here back then?)?
     
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    umm, no
     
  18. Natebishop3

    Natebishop3 Don't tread on me!

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    I don't think Mags and BenDavis ever ran into each other. And even if they did, I highly doubt that Ben Davis would have the capabilities or the man power to execute an operation like this.
     
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    Hey man, if you go bat-shit crazy on homeless people just for being homeless, you never know what one is capable of.
     
  20. Natebishop3

    Natebishop3 Don't tread on me!

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    I don't mean psychologically. I'm saying that driving to multiple houses and turning off the power is above his capabilities. He would probably just throw a brick through your window.
     

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