Someone get me excited about Game 3, because I'm just not seeing it.

We are on the same level. I often correct 10 drafts before hitting send. Then make 3 or more corrections after it is posted. Then wait to see how many errors I still missed.

Wish I could blame all of my spelling and punctuation errors on a faulty keyboard. What I really need is to go to the junk yard and pick up a newer good used brain, mine is worn out.

Not making fun of you buddy, I enjoy your banter and good sense of humor.

 

I do zero proof reading. I rarely make corrections. You guys just suck!

 

There is a simple solution for making sure your keyboard doesnt get sticky.

Stop whacking off at your computer.

 

Or do your posting at work.... where The Man won't let you whack off.

 

Lol. It is too. I tell ya. The first time I was punched in the face was a new world. The second time was like brushingthe flies off. Does it matter that the first punch came from a school kid two grade above me but the second came from my younger brother?

HAHA Id offer you mine, but its on the decline.

Hey!!!! IM at work!!!!
Thats the issue with the one in my basement.

 

Dude! You're as bad as my wife! Just yesterday she made me wear pants just to go to the store. You get banned from 1 or 2 Fred Meyers (OK, it was 3) and they never let you forget it!

 

Mine gets all bent out of shape if I wear sweats to the store... I just want to be comfortable!

They get to wear yoga pants everywhere, we should get to wear sweats.

 

On a serious note. When I was 24 I managed a Dominos across the street from a Freddies. All of a sudden this lady comes running into the store front crying because she was in the Freddies bathroom on the toilet and realized there was an eyeball staring at her through a hole. Why she ran to us and not management Ill never know why, but she was in such a panic, we called 911. 20 minutes later the cops walked in and had the guy in the back of their car for her to try to identify. When the cops showed up, apparently he was still in the girls stall waiting for another victim.

Pretty F'ing sick....

 

Seriously. What is showing more. Some lose sweats with a chub, or super tight g string showing cameltoe splitting yoga pants?

I always get caught staring though.....Wife doesn't allow me to go shopping with her anymore...

 

That's pretty awful.

No offense...

 

When I was at Seatac waiting for my flight to Heathrow a couple years ago, I was sitting on the toilet doing my business when someone from maintenance pulled the toilet roll dispenser through the wall of the stall to replace the TP. So here I was, sitting there, when this giant hole appears where the TP used to be.

I was just sitting there like......... wtf?

 

HAHA. That would freak me out. It would have been epic if you then saw a hand reach in and offer you a roll of TP. HAHA

 

99% of this thread has not made me more excited for game 3

 

I hear that HCP's wife will flash the cameras at some point during game three.

 

Excite.

 

We played like hot sewage in Game 2, and we were still in it for three quarters. Once Dame and CJ taste some home cookin' in game 3, their shooting funk will evaporate, the series will turn and we will win in six.

 

You swore you would never tell anyone.