I was listening to 620 this morning and Danforth had a rap about Lillard. At one point he raps about sportstwo.com...is there some tie in? Is Danforth on here? It's over Stan by Eminem...about 2:10 into the song. https://m.soundcloud.com/ripcitymornings/dan5th-debut-single-dame
Yes--it ties back to a Blazers nicknames thread I started about a month and a half ago. In it, I mentioned that the RipCityMornings crew were discussing nicknames for Blazer players, and that the cumulative level of creativity in here surely exceeded theirs. TBPup followed that up with a comment suggesting that they've already been borrowing from message boards, linking to (IIRC) a post of his from around July 1st calling Noah Vonleh "the importer/exporter" (a Seinfeld reference), a nickname that Danforth proudly takes credit for bestowing. Ever since then, Danforth has taken umbrage with the suggestion that they lacked creativity and that he plagiarized the name, insisting that he came up with it during his show the day after the trade (6/25). That exchange merited our mention in his Dame Dolla response rap.
First 15 minutes' worth of effort...still missing a Canzano connection, Dame and some other stuff I have bundled up in the brain... Once again, S2 is back, at the brunt of an attack Taking rap shit from a guy so white that salt starts to think it’s black We’re suffering slings and arrows, from K-Falls to the Narrows, For being hard-core Blazer fans with pinwheels in our marrow Like when Jaynes makes up his bogus claims, as regular as Portland rain Egg on his face so often that his dome’s permanently soufflé-stained Sure, we’ve got our homers, our trolls and our stoners It wouldn’t be a forum without some doozy written boners Like "AmMo with the 4th pick!", like promising Number 12 would stick, Screaming “I was right” all summer until some of us think you’re a prick But those posts are for US to trash, those egos are for US to smash We do this for the love, not ‘cause 620 promised us some cash No, we’re not friends—no Ross or Rachel here— and Wookee likes some nasty beer But when it comes to our Home Team we’re on our feet as one to cheer We’re more a family, like the Bradys, crammed in a hot Mercedes Zooming toward a Finals future like this was the 1980’s Like Clyde wasn’t bald yet, like my man Buck was still a Net, Hell, like me and AC Green ain’t even got our dicks wet yet You’ve got access deep inside this Magic MODA carpet ride, But when the team does well you write and bitch like something’s chapped your hide It’s a shame that Oregon media takes this gift and turns it all to waste Help K*be out, Taylor Danforth, and tell me how my ass tastes
When you wake up and your mom makes your fruity pebbles... come strong because your ass is in a war S2 trolls.
