Spurs Apologize As Shaq Considers New Album and ?Kazaam 2?

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  1. Phi_Slamma_Jamma

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    <div class="quote_poster">Quote:</div><div class="quote_post">The San Antonio Spurs delivered a formal apology to the nation on Friday after realizing that their elimination of Shaquille O?Neal and the Los Angeles Lakers from the NBA playoffs freed up time for Shaq to work on another rap album or movie.
    ?We would like to express our deepest regrets,? said Tim Duncan. ?In the heat of the battle we forgot the implications of what beating the Lakers would mean.?
    O?Neal has not starred in a movie since 1997?s ?Steel,? and hasn?t recorded an album since 1998, two years before the Lakers began their run of titles.
    ?We can only hope and pray, along with the rest of the nation, that Shaq duplicates 1999 and 2000 ? years in which he went without a title, movie and album ? and focuses solely on basketball this offseason,? said Duncan.</div>
     
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    kazaam was gay....kazaam 2 better be a whole lot more interesting than the first one...
     
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    Sasha ...since the beginning.

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    Hahaha, Shaq at rapping, and Shaq at acting is like seeing a 400 pound man jogging. Don't do it, aaaahhhh!
     
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    pchotsauce you were kidding right?
     
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    kidding about what?
     
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    hahahaha, kazaam was the gayest movie of all gay movies but I would pay to see kazaam 2 just so I could make fun of Shaq.
     
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    kazaam was the best movie ever (not)
     
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    i hate that movie
     
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    Gross. I saw some of Kazaam on tv.. it was ridiculous. Bad acting, bad writing. I had to turn it off when he started shouting "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" because the kid was dying or whatever.
     
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    Re: Spurs Apologize as Shaq Considers New Album and &#82

    <div class="quote_poster">Quoting "Phi_Slamma_Jamma":</div><div class="quote_post"><div class="quote_poster">Quote:</div><div class="quote_post">The San Antonio Spurs delivered a formal apology to the nation on Friday after realizing that their elimination of Shaquille O’Neal and the Los Angeles Lakers from the NBA playoffs freed up time for Shaq to work on another rap album or movie.
    “We would like to express our deepest regrets,” said Tim Duncan. “In the heat of the battle we forgot the implications of what beating the Lakers would mean.”
    O’Neal has not starred in a movie since 1997’s ‘Steel,’ and hasn’t recorded an album since 1998, two years before the Lakers began their run of titles.
    “We can only hope and pray, along with the rest of the nation, that Shaq duplicates 1999 and 2000 – years in which he went without a title, movie and album – and focuses solely on basketball this offseason,” said Duncan.</div></div>

    [​IMG] That's great.
     
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    kazam-best movie ever
     
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    youre a funny one
     
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    did duncan really say that?
     
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    Kazaam= one of the best, if not the best movie I have ever viewed [​IMG]
     
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    are you joking me?
     
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    <div class="quote_poster">Quoting AzBalla17:</div><div class="quote_post">are you joking me?</div>

    Nope. Shaq was meant for Hollywood. :P
     
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    Kazzam was the best movie to make fun of. I love it when they make fun of Shaq and Kazaam on Mad T.V.
     
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    <div class="quote_poster">Quoting Raptors21:</div><div class="quote_post">I love it when they make fun of Shaq and Kazaam on Mad T.V.</div>

    Actually one of the guys(not sure which one) on Mad T.V. is Shaq's bud and does it to playfully make fun of Shaq. [​IMG]
     
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    <div class="quote_poster">Quoting the MDE:</div><div class="quote_post">Actually one of the guys(not sure which one) on Mad T.V. is Shaq's bud and does it to playfully make fun of Shaq. [​IMG]</div>I no that its ... i forget his name its like Areis or something.
     
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    aries spears
     

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