OT Stand Up Comedy

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  1. Mediocre Man

    Mediocre Man Mr. SportsTwo

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    I told a joke about a friend doing marathons, and how fucking annoying these guys are.

    Kept saying i should do one, so I told him I'd do a marathon next weekend.

    A few weeks later he asks me how it went, and I said great. He asked what k it was. I said oh no, I didn't run. This was a Baywatch marathon

    Then when the crowd chuckled, I said hey, don't laugh. My wrist was in a brace for weeks after that
     
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    Did you tell that joke in 1993?
     
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    rasheedfan2005 Well-Known Member

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    i had people dying when i gave my own eulogy in public speaking class in college. never hit a stage though. im not a fan of public speaking but if i can be funny i slay that shit. im good at keeping a straight face and delivering very dry humor. I also gave a power point that was kind of a play on the south park episode where stan becomes a cynical ass hole. it was a persuasive speech on how cynicism could solve all the worlds problems.
     
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    Mediocre Man Mr. SportsTwo

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    About? Right after i was married. That was 1990
     
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    Stevenson Old School

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    I do a lot of public speaking, and crack a few jokes, but I could never do standup.

    I can write funny though, but it's way easier - time to edit, no audience as you flub.
     
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    I would imagine the best way to work on stand up comedy is to get yourself thrown in jail, you literally have a captive audience and they could use a little humor.
     

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