Starbucks Baristas will now want to discuss race relations with you

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  1. EL PRESIDENTE

    EL PRESIDENTE Username Retired in Honor of Lanny.

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    Yeah, but ain't no hot fucking bitches at Dutch Bros (other than some of the girls working there)
     
  2. EL PRESIDENTE

    EL PRESIDENTE Username Retired in Honor of Lanny.

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    isn't that the real reason we go to starbucks? to creep on the hot white girls in yoga pants?
     
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    JFizzleRaider Yeast Lords Global Moderator

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    Not necessarily in Portland. Whenever I've gone into a Starbucks there are like five or more cops hanging out in the store. And hipster chicks aren't really my thing. If I wanna see hot chicks in yoga pants I'll go to the gym
     
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    I did yoga for awhile... The instructor... Ugh, fine doesn't even come close to what she was.
     
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    BlazerCaravan Hug a Bigot... to Death

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    There's a T missing in that sentence.
     
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    BlazerCaravan Hug a Bigot... to Death

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    FTFY... so many hotties.
     
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    BlazerWookee UNTILT THE DAMN PINWHEEL!

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    Like I need yet another reason not to go to Starbucks...
     
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    EL PRESIDENTE Username Retired in Honor of Lanny.

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    I went to Starbucks today. They didn't say anything. Blond white girl cashier. :MARIS61:
     
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    She didn't want to get together with your race.
     
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    santeesioux Just keep on scrolling by

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    That's racist, someone needs to give her a stern talking to about race relations.
     
  12. EL PRESIDENTE

    EL PRESIDENTE Username Retired in Honor of Lanny.

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    Let's talk about it.
     
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    I don't like white woman and I avoid 82nd and Interstate usually, am I racist?
     
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    EL PRESIDENTE Username Retired in Honor of Lanny.

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    Worse, you're a mod.
     
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    santeesioux Just keep on scrolling by

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    Lowest of the low.
     
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    Great... Now how am I gonna get laid?

    I feel like I double crossed the rebellion and joined the Empire.
     
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    santeesioux Just keep on scrolling by

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    You mean telling women you're a mod of the official Blazer forum isn't enough of an in right off the bat? I lucked out by not being selected :wook:
     

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