He kicks his teammates in the ass, which is important. I think Ezeli is that guy this year. Humble and smart, but also loyal and aggressive.
He kicks ass with basketball and leadership skills. Blakey kicks ass with fighting skills and a reckless disregard for personal safety.
These guys were jealous C students in English class. The article is brilliant. That's the first thing I did. Clicked on the links at the bottom.
I see the similarities to the former Berkeley math professor--I was admitted to Berkeley as a math major after scoring 99th percentile on the math SAT--but in your monthly report to the intelligence agency, you should classify me as "accounting major, has run small businesses."
Always remember about your main squeeze, a sponge in the hand is worth two in the bush. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Squeegee_man