Steve Patterson's bio regarding time in PDX

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    Patterson got hired as the CEO of the Phoenix NHL franchise today. The team release on his hiring is a tremendous work of spin:

     
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    I'm now torn on the idea of the Coyotes moving to Portland...
     
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    Rose Garden-- no longer the Rose Garden.
    Rose City Radio -- no longer has any sports stations.
    Portland Trail Blazers -- turned around from a 2001 WCF to a 2005 KP-is-coach as we're starting Telfair and Ha.
     
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    Well, if Patterson fucks up the Coyotes as much as he did the Blazers, I kind of feel sorry for the 3 remaining Coyote fans.
     
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    Well, to be fair, he wasn't the reason the arena changed names (and it was 2000, not 2001).
     
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    Steve Patterson's only redeeming quality was pissing off Clownzano.
     
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    Did we ever decide between Patternash and Natterson?
     
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    I always think PatterNash, but I'm by no means the deciding vote.
     
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    It's a typo, He meant reach around specialist.

    BNM
     
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    Sounds like erroneous subterfuge.
     
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    What is John Nash doing now?
     
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    But doesn't everything piss him off? :dunno:
     
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    Fapping to Sebastian Telfair HS highlights.
     
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    Boob-No-More Why you no hire big man coach?

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    The entire time he was here, it felt like we had a prevy uncle that made everyone uncomfortable as our team spokesperson.

    Olshey may be a bit if a slick talker, but whenever Patterson spoke, I had this creepy feeling like I was about to get fondled under the table at Thanksgiving.

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    Cripes. Spin? That's the most inaccurate thing I've ever read regarding the Blazers.
     
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    Please fuck them up like you've fucked everything else up so they're forced to leave Arizona. I want that team, without you, in Portland badly.
     
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