Steve Patterson's bio regarding time in PDX

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  1. BlazerWookee

    BlazerWookee UNTILT THE DAMN PINWHEEL!

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    Three? I thought the old guy moved to Florida and changed teams?
     
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    Boob-No-More Why you no hire big man coach?

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    Funny how you can make anything look better on a resume than it actually was in real life.

    Why no mention of the Oregon Arena Corporation bankruptcy that caused Paul Allen to lose ownership of the Rose Garden and put the Blazers up for sale? No mention of "the financial model is broken" after Paul lost control of the arena to Global Spectrum.

    Patterson was a horrible team president. He almost cost this city their only professional sports team and he's taking credit for turning the franchise around???

    I think it's time to update my resume. I have a gut feeling I'm about to discover a cure for Ebola. Might as well add it to my resume, just in case.

    BNM
     
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    Wizard Mentor Wizard Mentor

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    added to my cv:

    Official Portland Trail Blazers digital content provider. Known as "The Wizard Mentor" because of his facility to take new sports analysts, such as "Bones" actor Eric Millegan and renown lawnmower John Lukrofka, and teach them about sabermetrics and other advanced statistical measures.
     
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    SlyPokerDog Woof! Staff Member Administrator

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    Oops, they spelled Reacharound Specialist wrong.
     
  5. Boob-No-More

    Boob-No-More Why you no hire big man coach?

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    Bad dog! You're 15 posts and three hours late on that one:

    BNM
     
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    SlyPokerDog Woof! Staff Member Administrator

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    No one likes your posts.
     
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