Steven Segal Becomes Russian Citizen

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    Sharknado is some kind of masterpiece but his 90s movies were bad? Bullshit, they were awesome.
     
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    So I've got an idea for a screenplay. Three bumbling self-important fools find themselves, through a series of unlikely accidents, filling in for real leaders in a high-stakes diplomatic meeting. Will they avert nuclear war? Will they stab themselves in the forehead with the salad forks?

    Also, there are gratuitous naked women.

    Starring Steven Seagal, Dennis Rodman, and Donald Trump.

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    Steven Seagal runs like a little girl
     
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    Good riddance to bad rubbish.
     
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    But...but...Sidekicks
     
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    ...ditto...if you've seen one Seagal/Norris/VanDamme movie you've seen 'em all.
     
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    They teach side kicks in Tai Kwon Do. It's very elementary. They teach it to white belts (raw beginners).
     
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