Still no color commentator for Calabro?

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  1. theprunetang

    theprunetang Shaedon "Deadly Nightshade" Sharpe is HIM

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    For baseball analogies, I think this gif pretty much sums up a PJ hire. [​IMG]
     
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    More like...[​IMG]
     
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    You sure it would be only like that, or maybe a bit more like this???

     
  4. Natebishop3

    Natebishop3 Don't tread on me!

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    I honestly can't tell... is that a boy or a girl?
     
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    Did you just assume they have a gender?[​IMG]
     
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    Strenuus Well-Known Member

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    Does it matter?
     
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    Natebishop3 Don't tread on me!

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    Matter to what? That's a pretty philosophical question. Does any of it matter? Why are we here? What is our purpose? What happens when we die?
     
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    julius Living on the air in Cincinnati... Staff Member Global Moderator

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    admit it, you just wanted to know the gender so when you're spankin' it, you feel less creepy.


    (lights fuse, runs away, trips, sprains ankle and then hobbles away)
     
  9. Natebishop3

    Natebishop3 Don't tread on me!

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    Hmm... is there a way to feel less creepy when you're spankin it to little league baseball?
     
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    julius Living on the air in Cincinnati... Staff Member Global Moderator

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    I don't know, ask (redacted)!

    OOOOH SNAP!
     
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    I guess you could photoshop mustaches on the players?
     
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    That answered everything.
     
  13. Natebishop3

    Natebishop3 Don't tread on me!

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    You're clearly just a damn long haired hippie. Commie bastard.
     
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    No wonder left in my mind.
     
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    Natebishop3 Don't tread on me!

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    I feel like the jokes are just sailing over your head.
     
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    They'd have to be actual jokes first. And funny.
     
  17. Natebishop3

    Natebishop3 Don't tread on me!

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    You know, it's mighty hard to take the moral high ground while you're waging your own campaign against BGD for no particular reason.
     
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    I'm guessing Calabaro's sidekick might be announced when the KGW/CSN game schedule is released (typically by the end of the month).
     
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    I love BGD.
     
  20. Natebishop3

    Natebishop3 Don't tread on me!

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    You clown on him CONSTANTLY.
     
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