Still no color commentator for Calabro?

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  1. riverman

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    you don't know his name?
     
  2. julius

    julius Global Moderator Staff Member Global Moderator

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    No, try using his name.
     
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    Yes, it's Carl
     
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    Like I have time to explain who I'm talking about to everyone
     
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    I'd go with that then
     
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    Boy, you guys sure know how to ruin a joke.
     
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    sorry, I might have responded without reading earlier posts....my jokes never work either around here
     
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    Eastoff But it was a beginning.

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    Well is he stuck in the sun all day? If so, you should offer him sunblock. Or is he under a good shadow, to keep shaded?
     
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    Doesn't a joke have to be funny to be ruined though? ;)
     
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    That explains why Eminem is "Slim Shady". Makes so much sense now...
     
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    It wasn't funny.... You make too many skin tone jokes. (We're all the same race)
     
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    And Lochte is Swim Shady.
     
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    When I think of the term "well spoken", I think more of eloquence than enunciation. As long as I can understand what the person is saying, I don't care how he pronounces his words; I'm much more interested in someone being able to quickly and efficiently locate the words necessary to effectively communicate his thoughts.
     
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    But we'd prefer Swim Shady to shut up rather than stand up.
     
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    BlazerWookee UNTILT THE DAMN PINWHEEL!

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    Feigned obtusivity is almost always funny.
     
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    "Funny" is a subjective term.
     
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    FTFY, so Wookiee can relate.
     
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    BBert Weasels Ripped My Flesh

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    Lamar seems like a chatterbox. I don't want the color commentator to be a chatter box. I want him/her to be able to break down the game, provide analysis, and insight. I didn't see much of that in that demo. :dunno:
     
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    I don't know? You're a joke that's not funny and ruins everything. :)
     
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    It was funny.
     
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