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  1. Trip

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    To suspect that someone had murdered nkwu and set it up as a suicide. They rank the list of murder suspects and place Wave first, since nkwu had stolen Wave's boyfriend and had an affair with him. Thus, Wave had the motivation to do so.
     
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    However, this theory of theirs was 100% false, as Wave has never "been with" a man... that he knows of. Eventually the cops just stopped searching for answers and trip/nkwu were forgotten. The day of nkwu's funeral...
     
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    Wave did not attend, and caused an outrage among the Raptors lounge, from which everyone was present except Wave...
     
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    because that's just his style. The raptors loungees did not understand that it's wave's nature to be the cool and sexy rebel. Once they understood this....
     
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    They wanted to be cool and sexy like Wave and left nkwu's service in unison...
     
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    3 years later Wave was seen working at Mcdonald's by Franchise..
     
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    Franchise told Streetball2k3 and his reaction was...
     
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    "You fool! He was just bet by one of his fellow billionaires that he couldn't last one day working in a McDonalds, but he proved him wrong. Damn, I love him!" To which Franchis replied...
     
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    "No...I talked to him you dumbass, he's been working there ever since he got out of college, and he says he's also had some fun with Streetball and trip in the back closet of mcdonalds -"

    Mr. Fundamenals interrupted and said...
     
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    "What are you talking about??? It wasn't Trip and Streetball, it was Trip and me!"

    Streetball tells Trip that Nwku is jealous so trip goes up to him and says:
     
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    Nothing, because he died from suffocating in dog shit. After Wave had been exposed as a poor-bum, he...
     
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    realized that it was nkwu's cloent hat suffocated in dog shit. *gasp* and nkwu appears from an alley way dresesd in that nice fur coat with his hoes(WOMEN only, I might add) following faithfully, shocked, wave says:
     
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    I've never ever gotten any, could you please give me one of your ladies? I will do anything.

    nkwu laughs and says:
     
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    i'll give you my mom..
     
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    Wave says: Your mom is better than nothing! Where can I find her?

    nkwu says:
     
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    At streetball's house.
     
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    Streetball overhears and says: Your mom's a dog?

    Wave is about to dash off when:
     
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    He sees a bunch of transvestikes that peak his interest. He approaches the trannys (one of which is Vince Carter) and says...
     
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    Hey Vince, I never knew you were a tranny!!! We gotta meet up sometime! Vince Replies by giving Wave the finger.

    Streetball see's this and laughs saying:
     
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    <div class="quote_poster">Quoting Streetball2k3:</div><div class="quote_post">Streetball see's this and laughs saying:</div>

    "Vince doesn't like being called a tranny. He preffers the term 'a woman in a man's body'." Wave and Streetball decided to go to a nudie bar where they saw...
     

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