OT Surgery

Discussion in 'Blazers OT Forum' started by Chris Craig, Jun 19, 2019.

  1. Hoopguru

    Hoopguru Well-Known Member

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    Oh man, I though the surgery was at the other end!
     
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    Chris Craig (Blazersland) I'm Your Huckleberry Staff Member Global Moderator Moderator

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    Through my stomach. They cathetered me during it and removed it before I woke. That and the anesthesia caused me to have the issues with peeing.
     
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    I know those catheters are no fun!
     
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    Chris Craig (Blazersland) I'm Your Huckleberry Staff Member Global Moderator Moderator

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    It made me think of that catheter cowboy in the commercials. "I've been cathing for 25 years!" No dude just no.

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    "I've had 14 broken bones, 2 concussions, and a punctured lung. I know pain!"

    Oh boy. I remember that commercial.
     
  6. Chris Craig

    Chris Craig (Blazersland) I'm Your Huckleberry Staff Member Global Moderator Moderator

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    Not until you get a tube stuck up your dick you don't
     
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    I wore one for 2 weeks and went to have it remove at the urologist and a cute little intern asked if I would mind if she could remove it with the doc observing.
    I said have at it! Ouch!
     
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    Man, I would quit paying that fool.
     
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  9. Chris Craig

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    Quadriplegia
     
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    Ha!

    Well let me tell you a truth. It is pebbles come out you're dick that set the standard for pain! Perhaps a slight re-calibration is due where the pebbles can't get out through you're dick.

    When the nurse asks you on a scale of 1 to 10 where is you're pain level? The stones not getting out are 11 on that scale. Broken bones and catheters are not in the same game.
    Enjoy you're soup. Shit can get worse! :cool2:
     
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    Fair enough

    Bout to eat some soup
     
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    I'm O- too. It's always the most "in demand" blood type. Anybody that is RH negative can use it, but we can't use anything else.
     
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    Or a fresh compound fracture.

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    I use to love to fish and camp up the Breitenbush river near the hot springs. Haven't fished in the Detroit reservoir in many decades but it truly is God's country up there.
     
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    When I was about 14 years old, a fellow from Salem, brought me a new Garcia (later called a Mitchell) spinning reel if I would guide him on a Steel-head fishing trip on the North Santiam river. Damn! I was pleased to do it, I coveted that reel. It was state of the art at the time, imported from France as I recall. Geez, you know that thing went for about $30 buck at the time, that's like 400 or 500 in today's depreciated money. I had a number of clients that kept me pretty busy in the spring fishing the North Santiam and the Little North Fork.
     
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    Next time insist on Duct Tape. It keeps the universe together. It can keep you in one piece as well.
     
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    It's going to get really awkward when @Chris Craig finds out mods don't get health insurance.
     
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    At least teach him to lift his leg when he pees - it will keep his hospital stay shorter.
     
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    I already told them to send the bill to the Blazers
     
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    I can already hear their laughter from here.
     
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