OT Survival Kit

Give me a carton of smokes and a gallon of whiskey and I would be good to go for at least 2 days.

 

Penicillin and guns/ammo. You can get whatever else you want or need with those two things.

 

Fuck the backpack....I'll just steal a boat....who has an nice boat around here?

 

If you had a phone, you could just order pizza from a delivery number and eat for free because they'd always be late getting it to you! Cold, free pizza!

 

Plus, you would get all of those good insider trade rumors from pizza delivery guy.

 

I bought this solar power USB battery pack for $15

Code: ICSolar9

Also bought a water bottle with a BRITA filter on it. More for travel so I can drink tap water in hotels when I travel.

May get the LifeStraw one where you can drink out of streams and shit like that.

 

El Presidente, in true yuppie fashion, has turned this into a shopping thread. "Look at what I got from the survivalist section of The Sharper Image!"

 

next purchase...the bomb shelter?

 

I need a $300 GoRuck GR1 Backpack to put my survival gear in.

 

Always cracked me up to see big 4 wheel drive jeeps driving around Los Angeles that probably never ever engage the 4 wheel drive....what a waste of a good work vehicle!

 

That's no way to talk about MAGS

 

The GoRuck's laptop compartment is bomb proof though

 

Great so if you get out on gun first and shoot, it's murder. Guns don't really keep you safe.

 

especially if they're underwater

 

so your computer survives the blast while you're turned into a crispy meat jerky shadow

 

We're talking a post-apocalyptic hellscape, Mad Max style. Or, at least, I am. Human laws no longer apply.

 

You mean the rust belt surrounding Cleveland right? It's been like that for a long time now

 

Not if there's martial law. Woo woo

 

Man enters MMA gym with loaded gun - leaves in ambulance

http://www.independent.co.uk/news/w...defiant-matthew-lloyd-black-bag-a7924486.html