Exclusive Taylor Danforth vs RipCityTwo

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  1. SlyPokerDog

    SlyPokerDog Woof! Staff Member Administrator

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    I was completely kidding.

    And I've never been accurate before around here, why should I try now?
     
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    BLAZINGGIANTS Well-Known Member

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    I still don't understand why TB runs around claiming credit for the nickname...
     
  3. SlyPokerDog

    SlyPokerDog Woof! Staff Member Administrator

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    He's an investment banker so I'm guessing he bought the rights to it.
     
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    And here's how this whole thing started....
     

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    Strenuus Global Moderator Staff Member Global Moderator

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    ... you have screenshots.

    Taylor Danforth, attorney at law...

    That could work.
     
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  6. SlyPokerDog

    SlyPokerDog Woof! Staff Member Administrator

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    How about one of you take the importer and the other takes the exporter.
     
  7. rasheedfan2005

    rasheedfan2005 Well-Known Member

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    I want royalties for my misquoted quote that I stole from an immortal technique song. Im sure it tripled ratings.
     
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    julius Global Moderator Staff Member Global Moderator

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    Which one is offense and which one is defense?

    Important points, exporting points?
     
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    BLAZINGGIANTS Well-Known Member

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    Pretty sure Taylor is a receiver, so he'll take importer.
     
  10. SlyPokerDog

    SlyPokerDog Woof! Staff Member Administrator

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    Importing is offense, Exporting is defense.
     
  11. SlyPokerDog

    SlyPokerDog Woof! Staff Member Administrator

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    He's on the radio so clearly he's a broadcaster.
     
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    GriLtCheeZ "Well, I'm not lookin' for trouble."

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    Meatballs!
     
  13. SlyPokerDog

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    Me and this thread...

     
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    BLAZINGGIANTS Well-Known Member

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    We didn't start the fire.... It was always burning since the Sly's been turning.
     
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    That terrible nickname is what started all of this?
     
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  16. SlyPokerDog

    SlyPokerDog Woof! Staff Member Administrator

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    Hahahahahaha!

    I watched that and then immediately went and checked on my 2 fire extinguishers.
     
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    BLAZINGGIANTS Well-Known Member

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    It doesn't take much around here, does it?
     
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    that's fucking great
     
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    OKAY THIS IS FUCKED UP!!!!!!!

    I read everything. Finally...and I have but one question.....

    Where the fuck are the instructions on the bottom of the boot for pouring piss out of? Ive been searching all of mine ( all two pair) and all of my wifes' boots now for the last hour. Not ONE of them has any instructions. This is fucked up......

    Gonna have to google search this now...
     
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  20. Strenuus

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    The hell am I watching and is that girl that's talking from the Ring?
     

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